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Why Duncan/Crowley/Halt should be a thing.
Halt hates monarchy and is practically an anarchist but makes an exception for Duncan.
Everybody loves Cralt
I think Duncan really likes animals and Crowley is basically a dog while Halt is basically a cat. It's perfect.
I mean you can't tell me Duncan and Crowley didn't at least become besties after the whole mess with Morgarath. I mean his parents and wife are dead and he was just back from exile. He needed support and Crowley was there to give it.
I like Duncan/Crowley but I also love cralt so this is the solution.
Both Halt and Duncan grew up as royalty and understand the hardships of a royal childhood and can finally fend to someone who understands and doesn't think they're spoiled for complaining about royal life.
Both of them have a kid that was kidnapped to Skandia. And while Duncan didn't like the way he did it, he was grateful he found a way out and went to safe their kids.
They also both have a kid that likes setting things on fire.
Crowley helped raise Cassandra since her mother was dead and he wanted to help. Of course Duncan noticed this.
Does anyone know a ship name for this? I suggest:
Crunt
Edit: crunt sucks, i know. I am horrible with names and definitely shouldn't be aloud to come up with the name of my own child.
Multiple people said Craltan which is way better. So that is for now the ship name.
Sometime you just gotta let go of anatomy, shape, and the human form, and do some doodles for your server friends :)
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Mostly cralt
P1?
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Crowley: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.
Halt: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Crowley: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Halt: I SAID F*CK YOU B*TCH
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Crowley: I have a knife
Halt: Put it down Crowley"
Crowley: Make me *sprints away*
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Halt: We're getting married mfs.
Crowley: And we're about to make it everyone's problem.
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Crowley : Hello Halt, made anyone cry today?
Halt: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30
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Crowley: What are you eating?
Halt: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Crowley: I like you, don't I?
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Halt: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Crowley: Forty five seconds?!?
Halt: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Crowley, hugging Halt: Too late.
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Will : Fight me!
Halt, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Halt : Sure
Halt: Whats your favorite color?
Crowley: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Gilan : Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Will:
Will: Why are you eating dirt?
Gilan : Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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Crowley: Can I bother you for a second?
Halt: You're always bothering me but go ahead.
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Will: I'm very scary.
Halt: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Will : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Halt: And small.
Will :
Will: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Halt: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Crowley : You mean you stabbed them?
Halt: They ran into my knife.
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Halt: Bro-
Crowley : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Crowley : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Crowley: You disgust me.
Halt: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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Halt : Well Gilan, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Gilan: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Will: If I run and leap at Gilan , they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Will, running towards gilan : Coming in!
Gilan: No! I’m holding coffee!
Gilan: *Drops coffee and catches Will*
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Crowley : You need to be more careful!
Halt, who was dragged into Crowley 's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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Crowley : Hand me the people opener.
Halt: ...
Halt: Pardon?
Crowley , annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Halt: WHAT THE F*CK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Crowley : How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Halt: Knife. It's called a knife.
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Crowley: Bottling up emotions is bad for your health.
Halt: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions both positive and negative so it cancels each other out.
Crowley: That's not how that works.
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P2
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Horace: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Will : Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Leander: I dare you-
Crowley: Halt is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Leander: Why not?
Halt: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Will : Halt, I am questioning your sanity...
Horace: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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Halt: Are they stupid?
Will : Yes, but they prefer to be called Horace.
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Horace, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Gilan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Horace: Ohhhh-
Will : Both of you get out of this kitchen
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Horace, when Will walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Horace: *accidentally smacks Halt in the face with the baking sheet*
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Will : Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Horace: Halt is the scariest thing I could think of!
Halt: Horace told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Halt: Guys where did Will go?
Horace: They got arrested.
Halt: How the hell-
Will: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Will: Okay, what does A stand for?
Cassandra: Arson.
Will : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Cassandra: Barson.
Horace: *laughter*
Will : What stands for C?
Cassandra: Commit arson.
Horace: Oooo.
Will: D!
Cassandra: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Horace: *more laughter*
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Halt: What about Horace?
Will: Don't worry about them.
Will: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Jenny: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Alyss: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Jenny: Not when you’re playing with George, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Alyss: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Will without them noticing?
Horace: Hey, Will, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Will: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up.
Alyss:...
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Crowley: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Crowley: I need my socks.
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Will: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Horace: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Halt: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Gilan: And now for a gay update with Crowley and Halt.
Crowley: Getting gayer.
Gilan: Thank you, Crowley.
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Halt: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Horace: I gotta give you credit, Will. You make it look easy.
Will: Years of practice.
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Duncan, to Halt: your so small.
Halt: *proceeds to kick them in the shin*
Crowley, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Halt small.
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Duncan: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Halt: I'm a knife.
Crowley, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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Cassandra: The moon looks beautiful tonight
Horace: Yeah, but do you know what's even more beautiful?
Both: *Sigh* Will
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Halt: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Crowley: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ *hugs Halt from behind*
Halt : Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Duncan: This is so cute.
So, you see, this is a funny story actually. I kinda wanted to sketch some Horace and Cassandra because for some reason, today I realized how much I actually love them but like, well, I started sketching. And guess what. Tho, it's not really my fault that Cralt is such a top tier, is it?
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P3
I kind of made this for more brotherly content between Will and Gilan but cralt somehow managed to sneak in, so there's also a bit of that.
These mostly fit a specific au but I'm not gonna explain that here. Let me know if you want it though.
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Gilan: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Will: Neither.
Will: Because it's twelve.
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Gilan: Dom or sub?
Will: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though
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Gilan: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Will: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Gilan: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Will!
Will: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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Gilan: I’m so excited!
Will: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Gilan: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Will: Yeah!
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Gilan: This bloodline ends with me.
Will: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Gilan: What happened?!
Will: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Gilan: Sh-short??
Will: Shit's f*cked.
Gilan: Okay, long.
Will: Shit's very f*cked.
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Gilan: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Gilan: One... two... three.
Will: ...
Gilan: ...
Gilan: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Gilan: Hey Will, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Gilan: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Will: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Will: The f***ing satisfaction.
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Gilan, throwing a pokeball at Will: Will, I choose you!
Will, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Gilan: Who hurt you?
Will: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Gilan: ...Yes, actually.
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Will : Here comes the lightning!
Will , whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Crowley: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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Gilan: You look mentally ill.
Will : I am. Let’s go.
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Gilan: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.
Will : No you idiot, that’s ours we crashed!
Gilan: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense
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Crowley: Hey Halt, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Halt, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Crowley: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Halt!
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Crowley: Ow!
Halt: What’s wrong?
Crowley: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Halt: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Will: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife and spit in my face?
Will: Oh my god, you have Gilan.
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*Crowley and Will are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Crowley: oh my god, Will , backwards!
Will : Really, Crowley? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
Crowley: THIS REALLY AIN'T THE TIME FOR SARCASM.
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Crowley: Where are your parents?
Will : What are parents?
Crowley: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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Halt: I don't want to fight you!
Crowley: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
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Gilan: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Will : Navy blue isn't your color.
Gilan: Navy blue brings out my eyes you little shit *Chases after Will *
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Gilan: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Will : Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Gilan: Will , those are omelettes.
Will : Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Will : Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Horace: I don’t usually eat with losers.
Will : Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?
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Will: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Gilan : They do.
Halt: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Crowley: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Will...
Halt: As you should be.
Crowley: No, for real, they're kind of-
Halt: As. You. Should. Be.
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Halt: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Crowley, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Will: Wow, Halt was late too! What a coincidence!
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Halt: *raises eyebrows*
Crowley: *screams* Put one down!
Halt: *raises one eyebrow*
Crowley: ah, yes, that better.
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Will: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Gilan : Will, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Will: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Gilan : Will, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Will: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Gilan : I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Will: I sleep with a knife.
Crowley: Both of you are pathetic.
Gilan : Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Crowley: Halt.
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Crowley: We call that a traumatic experience.
Crowley, turning to Gilan : Not a "bruh moment".
Crowley, turning to Halt: Not "sadge".
Crowley, turning to Will: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Halt: That's ridiculous, Crowley doesn't have a crush on me.
Will: Yes they do.
Gilan : Yes they do.
Crowley: Yes I do.
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Will: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Gilan: Cannibalism.
Will: *confused chewing noises*
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Halt: Yesterday, I overheard Will saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Crowley replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Officer: What’s your name?
Gilan, whispering to Halt:Can I tell them my real name?
Halt: No!
Gilan: I’m… Halt.
Halt, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…
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Crowley: Guess what I'm about to get!
Halt: On my nerves.
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Will: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Gilan: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Will: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Hope you liked it :)
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P4?
Again family stuff with mainly Will, Gilan, Halt and Crowley
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Will: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually
finds me first.
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Halt: Damn, the power went out.
Will: Don't worry, I got this.
Will: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Halt: What-?
Will: I swallowed a glow stick!
Halt, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Halt: Gilan...
Gilan: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a f***.
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Crowley: Who's in charge here?
Will, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Will: What would Halt think?
Gilan: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?
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Halt : Yes, I'm adopting Will and you cowards can't tell me no!
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Halt: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Crowley, rushing in: Halt! Gilan tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Will: I will send my army to attack!
Will: *releases a dumpster of puppies*
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Will: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Halt and not do the thing,
Will: Well there's a clear right answer here.
Will: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Halt: GET BACK HERE!
Will: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Crowley: Are you a painting?
Halt: What-?
Crowley: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Gilan: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Crowley: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Will: The cow??
Crowley: What?
Gilan: Will, WHY?
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Crowley: Silence is golden.
Halt: Duct tape is silver.
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Will: When do you usually go to sleep?
Halt: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Halt: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Gilan: Exercise more!
Will: Set yourself on fire.
Crowley: There are two kinds of people.
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Halt, looking through their clothes: has anyone seen my top?
Gilan: Crowley's in the kitchen
Halt:
Halt: Not what I meant
Gilan: Oh, Duncan's in the study
Halt: I was talking about my clothes
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Crowley: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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Halt: We need to distract these guys.
Crowley: Leave it to me.
Crowley: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Gilan & Will: *immediately begin arguing*
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Halt: What the f*** is wrong with you??
Crowley: What? No good morning?
Halt: Good morning, what the f*** is wrong with you??
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Will: Help! I’m drowning!
Gilan: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Will: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Crowley: I'm tired.
Halt: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Crowley: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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Crowley: I'm tired.
Halt: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Crowley: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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Gilan: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Gilan: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Will: But don't you hate yourself.
Gilan: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Will: I have to say, I'm a little embarra**ed for you.
Gilan: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Will: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Crowley: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Will: Apparently, we're not.
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Will: Why am I the bad guy?
Gilan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Will, texting Halt: *sends a voice message*
Halt, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Will: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Halt: *presses play*
Will's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Halt: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Gilan: *crouches down*
Crowley: *kneels down*
Horace: *sits on the floor*
Halt:
Halt: I hate all of you.
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Gilan: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Will: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will shoot you.
Gilan: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Will: ...
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Gilan: Do you want some tea?
Halt: What are the options?
Gilan: Yes or no.
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Will: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Halt: You know that's called a coma, right?
Will:
Will: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ranger's Apprentice - John Flanagan Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Crowley Meratyn & Halt O'Carrick, Crowley Meratyn/Halt O'Carrick Characters: Halt O'Carrick, Crowley Meratyn, Ferris O'Carrick (mentioned), Caitlyn O'Carrick (mentioned), Mentioned Pritchard (Ranger's Apprentice) Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Character Study, Book 1: The Tournament at Gorlan (Ranger's Apprentice: The Early Years), Romantic Friendship, can actually be read as both platonic and romantic, they are just soulmates, Introspection, Coffee, I'm Bad At Summaries Series: Part 1 of Ranger's Apprentice Collection Summary:
A writer presumed dead presents: Halt and Crowley (that's it, these two, that's the plot... no, just kidding, there's more to it)
in a story about new friendships and sharing, about quiet moments in which one gets a special feeling that turns out to be nothing, times of waiting for the inevitable, as well as chasing the elusive, all while grappling with one's haunting past that projects itself into nightmares.