I Cant Stop Thinking About A Religious Character On The Verge Of Orgasm. Like Imagine Them Saying:

I can’t stop thinking about a religious character on the verge of orgasm. Like imagine them saying:

“Oh lord, heavens, I’m arriving”

“Indeed, I'm on the break of enlightenment”

“God has blessed me with offspring”

“My time has come, the hour is near, I’m ascending”

(For example) Fyodor, Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, sunday, argenti

im thinking about sydney and harper's relationship and how its been outright confirmed by purityguy that syd stayed at the asylum at some point, which is the reason they're so "pure" at first meeting while missing quite a bit of their memories

sydney also knows harper, it's safe to assume this is from the asylum times, but we don't know the extent of what happened between them.

and i want to assume it's because of harper doing their ... harpering, but also: how long ago was this exactly? because ultimately.. harper isn't that much older than the pc, and by extension, sydney.

paired with this line you can hear from a patient in the asylum, (that i cba to hunt down in the game itself,)

what exactly got harper sent to the asylum in the first place and how long ago was that? was harper always like that, or was it a gradual change, a weird evolution of sorts from being in the asylum for so long? how old was harper when they transitioned from a patient to a doctor? was harper still just a regular patient when sydney was admitted? were they already a doctor by then?

there's so many variables, which leaves so much room for theories!! and i love cooking my own food!! me personally?? i like the idea that harper wasn't quite a 'proper doctor' yet when sydney was admitted.

darling sydney, freshly traumatized from the loss of their parent, and from potentially having witnessed the rite being performed on kylar's parents.

harper, still a patient, probably around 18 years old or so, maybe a bit older? practicing and perfecting his hypnosis on other patients, including sydney. simple things like.. memory alteration. real convenient!

eventually, that skill lets harper to take up the role of a totally legitimate and licensed doctor. the doctors and nurses who took care of him are now his assistants. they always had been. and those who only knew him as a fellow patient... well, they can simply go ahead and forget about that entirely, can't they?

i gotchu 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍( + eminem for decency)

uncensored version here!

milkless version (lol) here!

Shower Spying~

Doodles under cut ^^

Happy Birthday, My Love

M!Kylar x Gn!Reader

Words: 708

Tw: Yandere, blood

Note: Happy birthday @propertyofkylar!!!

Gift

I awoke to the smell of something burning, “Fuck…” I grumbled, jumping up out of bed and running down the stairs. I followed the burning smell and ended up in the kitchen, finding a distressed Kylar fumbling with birthday candles. “Kylar…?”

Kylar jumped, dropping the candles. “Wh-what are you doing up?” He asked, frantically picking up the candles. “You’re supposed to be asleep.” I inspected the kitchen as he continued to panic, it was a mess. Dirty dishes everywhere and a burnt cake in the trash. “I-It wasn’t good enough for you, my love.” He explained, noticing me looking in the trash. He was so anxious that he was stuttering and fumbling about.

“I was worried you set the house on fire, so I got up.” I smirked at him, “Were you planning something?” Today was my birthday, and I know he wouldn’t miss it for the world.

He tried to clean up, putting dishes in the sink. “N-No, everything is fine…” 

I smiled, he really was trying his best to set up my surprise. “Are you sure you don’t want my help?” I loved the thought he was putting into this, but I didn’t want him to destroy the kitchen in the process.

Kylar fumbled with the dishes, “I-I got it handled, I got a ca-”  I held back a smile as he went wide eyed and stopped himself, trying not to ruin the obvious surprise. He dropped the dishes in the sink and started to shoo me out of the kitchen, “Please, my love, I don’t want the surprise to be ruined.”

Laughing, I let him shoo me away. “Ok, ok.” I decided to go back to bed and wait for him to come and “surprise” me. I laid there and played on my phone as noises continued to come from the kitchen. I hope he doesn’t break anything.

Sometime later, Kylar came into the room holding a bandanna. “Come on.” He looked so excited, and I couldn't help but smile. I obliged, standing up and letting him cover my eyes with the bandanna. He carefully led me downstairs to my “surprise”.

Kylar sat me down in a chair and removed the bandanna, “Happy birthday!” 

I smiled at the sight before me, a sad cake with messy frosting and candles. “Thank you, Kylar. I love it.”

He beamed, pulling out a lighter and lighting the candles. “Make sure to make a wish.” He sat beside me and began to sing Happy Birthday. His singing was awful, but I loved it nonetheless. He put so much work into this, and I didn’t want to upset him. Once he finished, I blew out the candles. “What did you wish for?” He asked excitedly, no doubt hoping it was about our future.

I smiled, shaking my head. “If I tell you, it won’t come true.” I didn’t completely believe in that, but it was fun to tease him.

He frowned and nodded before getting excited again, “Wait here.” He instructed me before running off, leaving me slightly confused. It didn’t take long for him to come back, holding something behind his back. “I-I got you a gift.”

“Oh, you didn’t have to do that.” 

Kylar shook his head and sat beside me, “I wanted to.” I blushed as he placed the gift in my hands. “Go on. Open it, my love.”

The gift was small and crudely wrapped, “Ok, ok.” I slowly pulled off the bow and then tore off the wrapper, revealing a smaller box. I raised a brow, but he gestured for me to open the smaller box. I gently opened the box, revealing a beautiful vial necklace filled with some kind of red liquid. “Kylar, this is amazing!” I wrapped my arms around him, hugging him tightly. “Thank you so much!” I thanked him, kissing his cheek.

He blushed furiously, “ H-Here,” he gently took the necklace from my hands, “Let me help you.” I turned around and lifted my hair out of the way so he could put the necklace around my neck. “There, you look beautiful.”

I played with the vial, the liquid inside sloshing around. “What’s in it?”

“Our blood.” He answered with a big smile, “It represents a bond between our two souls.”

𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

𝘒𝘰-𝘍𝘪

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