Comment From The Following Story: What's The Nastiest Thing You've Ever Seen In The Subway?

Comment from the following story: What's the nastiest thing you've ever seen in the subway?

Stuff like this is why I always read the comments at Gawker. No other website gets this distinction (blogs are exempt from this rule). This particular comment caught my eye because it has so much: a narrator (commenter), a villain (damn hipster!), an anti-hero (tiny puking asian man) and a movie like quality (check that last line. It's like a cherry on top).

I always read the comments here because there's just so much gold. Mostly because the commenters, like the writers, tend to be smart and funny and sarcastic. Partially because the first dickhead to spit out a youtube style comment ("1st!!1!!" "FAKE!!!") will get devoured like the last piece of fried chicken in the ghetto. I appreciate that sort of spirit in an internet community. It's a sign of quality.

givemesomethingtoread:

Michael Jackson’s 1983 “Thriller” remains the most popular music video of all time: a 14-minute horror spoof that changed the business. Behind the scenes it gave its star a temporary home with director John Landis, sparked a near romance with actress Ola Ray, and revealed how damaged the young pop idol already was

Michael Jackson died 1 year ago today (NZT).

RIP dude.

soupsoup:

itsbedtime:

This song has been blowing my mind for a hot minute now. BLOWING MY MIND.

Commodores : Nightshift

One of the greatest tribute songs ever. I've spent a good chunk of the morning grooving to it and you should too

sexmusic:

stripped // shiny toy guns [depeche mode cover]

download: amazon | itunes

Dear guy-with-the-tattoo-of-a-cross-on-his-lower-hip,

This song reminds me of you. You were awesome. I kinda wish I'd gotten your name.

(via 2010fifaworldcup, pime)

I know we’ll get sick of vuvuzuela jokes one day, but today is not that day.

Swear to god, this will be the only vuvuzela post. Unless something even more hilarious comes along.

twism:

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Alexander Skarsgard has signed on to star in Battleship. Here’s the BEST part: He’ll be playing Taylor Kitsch’s brother, ooh rah! Alex will reportedly be playing a straight and narrow naval officer, while Taylor will be the wildly spirited naval officer who idolizes his brother. You know what, the movie’s probably gonna be cheesy and all, but hey, IT’S ALEX AND TAYLOR, WEARING MILITARY UNIFORMS, IN THE SAME MOVIE. I rest my case.

I plan to see this movie for it's incredible plot. And by "plot", I mean "ridiculously hot scandinavian-looking boys in uniform".