Im Going To Go Get The Bottle; I Left It In The Car. Okay, Thats Disgusting.

I’m going to go get the bottle; I left it in the car. Okay, that’s disgusting.

tony stark wielded the infinity gauntlet and didn’t even flinch from the pain. both hulk and thanos screamed like lil bitches when they put the glove on. but not my mans tony. nah bitch. he owned those stones. tony stark has the biggest dick energy in the entire mcu. iron man got an iron dick. 

(insp.)

we are isabelle lightwood stans first, and people second

how did we all just casually listen to Take Me To Church on the radio in 2014??

you’re telling me we really heard lyrics like “there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin” and “if i’m a pagan of the good times, my lover’s the sunlight” and didn’t go absolutely buck wild???

will seductively calling hannibal “doctor”