The Joker Hates Danny Cause Every Time He Tries To Kidnap Bruce (for Whatever Reason-), He Ends Up Always

The Joker hates Danny cause every time he tries to kidnap Bruce (for whatever reason-), he ends up always meeting, face first, with Danny's fist immediately (though, he did get kicked in the face a few times in the past as well). Everyone in Arkham has made a bet on who would be the person to correctly differentiate which is which when they go plan to kidnap either of them, as well as when.

So far, the only one who managed to guess right was Ivy and she wouldn't reveal how she knew. (She knew Danny through Sam (cause yes) and met him plenty of times through her as a result. Her plants sense the difference between Bruce and Danny for her at first before she learned to pick up on it by herself)

Short DPXDC Prompts #310

Danny is late 20’s-early 30’s. He’s at the height of his power and he’s seen some stuff. Danny climbs the job ladder until he is the Head Engineer at Wayne Tech.

Round 1

WAIT WAIT, I JUST REALIZED

WHERE DOES DANI COME TO PLAY IN THIS

Like, part of me thinks she's still exploring the world, away from the GIW's eyes (as, from what I know, it's only strictly in America?)

But another says Jazz is protecting her fiercely, having her stay at a safe house of sorts... Unless we want even more angst and have it so that Jazz forcefully trapped Dani in a thermos until the GIW is dealt with. This is to protect her (and so Jazz doesn't have to repeat seeing Danny get tortured a second time-) (Dani looks too much like her baby brother it hurts-) ("JAZZ, LET ME OUT! PLEASE!" "I'm sorry, but this is for your safety. You'll be let out soon. Just not now. Please be patient." "JAZZ, PLEASE-!")

... Most unlikely scenario but Jazz planning to use Dani as a piece to bring back Danny? Again, most unlikely. Jazz maybe unstable but I'm very much sure she'd see Dani as family. (She sees too much of Danny in her to where she'd never even try to hurt her tbh... She just gets too overprotective)

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"What in the- hm... Sir, do you copy? I believe I found something-"

"̴̨̨̢̛̛̳̲̦͖̞̣͓̼͔̞̳̟͖̜̱͓̃͂̿́͊́͛̾̋̄̊̐͛̒̾̒̄́̑̇́͆́̒̈́͋̈́̿̋̃̇̂̇̾̋͊͐́̍͊̎͒̕̚͘͝͝͠͠͝͠͝T̵̡̛̛̛̫̬̼̦̭̲̙̖̪̩͕̩͉͔͕̩͍̼̬̱̲̞̱̹̜̪̥̠̯͈͈̺̪͖̦̯̥͔͕̓̍̅̊͋̉͗̿̈̅̂̍͗͛̓͛̑̂̐̉͆͆̓̍͌̿̓̍̋̃̍̈͊̆́͗̉͋̌̄̄͑̑̉̔̑̃̚͘͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅA̷̢̨̢̨̢̢̗̩̠̗͔͖̣̰͇͔͚̬̦̭̰̜̥̺̟̳̫̤̪̰͓̙͚͍͖̳͈̰̞͉͙͉̤̹̫̝̘̺͚͉̳̰̝̓̈́̓̃̏̊́̈́̓̈̅̀́̉̾͌͒̎̌̀̈́͑͒̑͑̇̏̊́̒̃͊͌̓͌͒̋̀̽̄̅̈̅̂͋̕͝͝K̷̨̘̻̮̟͔̺̺̱̞̗̻͈͔̫̞̠͕̰̻̘͓̥͈͓̯̼̙͑̎̑̐̅̒̓̈͜Ę̵̨̧̡̡̡̢̛̛̛̜̠͇̲̱̠̪̮͚̫̭̘̞̖̥̰̟͇͈͇̪̙̱̩̞̮͙̱̠̮͍̭̖̲̙̪͖͓͖̖̳̗̱̟̼͇̯̯̺̙̟̜̝̃̿͆̐͂̅̔̓͋͐̿̅́̓̍͑̎͗͆͋̋̇̌́̈͐̑͐̊̇̈́͆̇̀̒̎̔̂͗͗͘̚̚͝͠͠ͅ ̸̢̧̧̡̛̛̛̣̬̯̘̗͎͙̩͓̪̠̺͎͙̲̰̱̜͎̩̤̣̗̩̤̝̼͕͇̓̍̐̓͆̊̂̈͐͑̋̉̈́͗̋̀̾͗̾́̎̑̓̔̅̋͋͒̔̈́̀̈́͋̇͂̂̀͊̽̊͗̽̚͘̕͝ͅŸ̴̧̢̡̢̡̛͕̻͇̹̭͇͍͔̰̘̞͙̟͕͙̭̰͖͎̬̙̻̞͉̲̫̤̗̯͕̖̺̥̩̳̙̰̘̗̈́̾͗̈́̅̋̇̓̓̅̃̓́̐̋̑̎͐͒̀͐̃̇̍̔͗͊̈́́̇͐̓̏͒̂̄̀̈̚͘͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅO̸̧̨̧̧̺͍̘̗̯̤͇͓͎̩̱̘̜͉̣̥̣͍̟̺̞̙̙̟̪̱̲̺̪͙͉̮͎̞̤͋̈̇͆͑̾̂̎͛̑́̾͂̈́̆̇̉́̒̓̀̓̆́̄̊͂͋̅̊̽̈́́͂͐͐̇̎̄͂̋̚̕̚͘͘͝͠͝͝͝U̴̡͈̥̺̱͕͖͕̲̜̯̞̯̖͚̘̯̞̺̞̤̥̫̞͛͛̐̃̓̍͛̑̇̽͗̊͐̑̈́̀̃͐͑͑͆̀̓̓̀̒̎̍̑̉͑̔̍͒̒̕͜͜͝͝R̴̡̛̤̗̟̝̲̜̦̠̘̦̹̟̱̦̼͍͐̅͌̐̌̾͑̋̈̃́̑͑̈́͝ ̵̢̢̡̢̢̡̢̡̡̡̧̡̨͙̤̜̲̦̙̝̼̼̝̳̙͇͙̝͉̯̗̗͕͎̦̘͖̘̲͔̠̭̹̤̙͖̥̫̜̰̩̗̦̭͖̘̻̤̳̩̜͉̩̪̆̂̉͆̂̆̇̀̆̑͆͛̏͜ͅF̶̡̨̡͚̙̺̲͇̮̖̹̟̭̯̲͇͚͎͕͑̍Ḯ̶̢̨͚̟̟̰̮̖̯͕͎͕̮̱̖̬͍̬̞̙̪̪͈̤̥͎̬͚͚̝̠̼̱̣̟͌͊͛̈́̎̓̽͋̑̊̀̐̈́͑̾̓̆̒̋̓́̍̂̎̃̇́͂̓̄̾̍͗̌̈̃̀̍̽̏̐͑͑̐͋̽̀̈́̊̚̚̕͘̕̚͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅĻ̴̨̛̛̹̭̘͉̙͇͙̯̖̪̝̩͔̄̅̈́̑̎͐̉̿̍͛͒͂̿̏͂̒͂̂̀̊̿͑̌̽̀̄͆̊͌̉͌͒͐̿̃̏̀̕͘̚͜͠͠͠T̶̛̟̥͍̙̤̲̳͓̣͔̜͉̯͎̗̭̺͐͌͑͗̀͛̊̂̂͋̽͛͛̏̿̒́̉̒̆̎̐̆́͊͂́̉̓́̔͒͘͝͠H̷̡̛̛̛̺̞̬̖͚͉̺̲̻̞̖͙̑͌̏̆͊̀̆̌͂̇̌̂͗̄̑̈͋̀͆́̇̈̇̿̄̕̚͝Ȳ̶̢͔̳̝̝͓͍̼̪͙̺̜̹͚̦̳̖̦̿̈̎̍̈́̓͜͜ͅ ̵̢̡̨̛̮̺̟̟͈̼̫̮̘̫̮̭͍̖̟̩̞̞͔̝̞̼̩̲͚́̆̈́͊̾̆̌̀̐̇̇͒͜͝Ĥ̴̡̢̢̧̧̫̪̬̙̤̻̳̯͙̝̬̘͇͍̬̗̜̣̭̙̘̻̘͎̩̘͇̝̙̎̓͐̌̆̑̍̅͑̊͋́̐̎͋̈́̄̉̀̇͌͆̈́̓̓͌͊́͘͝͠ͅA̷̧̛̛̛̛̺̭͓̰͚̠͉͎͇̦̼̳̫̠̣̠̘͍̺̪͙͓͔̻̐̈̽̾́̈̑̏̿̂̓̋̾͋̀̀̓̅̐̊̈̄́͋͋͆̓̋̍͛͆͆̂̅̅́̄̊͘͜͠Ņ̴̢̧̫̙̮͇̝͎͔̝͖͈͈̲̘̥̜̱̯̰͕̼̠̱̟̙͖̻̙̩͓̹̙̫̘̬̬̥̖̗̖̱̪̯͕̳̇͑̀̈̉̇̓̆̍̀̓̂̒̑͑́͒̈̒̌̔͗͑́́̍̓̿͂̈́̐͂̄͌͋̂͋̎̈́̑͌̅̐̇̈̐̃̓̈́̔͆̅͆͂̚̕̕̕̕͜͝͝ͅD̶̨̛̟̯͉͖̣͖̖̻̔̃́̇̒͗̐͑̍̈́̆̊͌̿̀͑̋͊̽̎̎̋̈́͊̃̌̉̏́̀̔̋̽̅̎͋̆͊̈́̉̂̽̈́̅͗̿̌̐̌̊͑̅́͘͘̕͘͝͠͝͝͝͝S̵̡̧̧̛̛̛̱̦̙͕̳͙̦͖͓̮͔̗̩͐̎͊̉͑̇̄̔̉̔̎̓͋̀̽̀͗́̿͐̓̊̀̄̌͌̇͆̾̌͌̇̍̒͂͠ ̷̢̨̡̨̢̞̮̪͉̩͉̙͖͈̟̘̠̯̙̣͕̠͕̫̣̳̼͎̙̻̙̗̗̜̓́́̆̊̊̃͒̓̿͊̀́̈́͊̇̚O̶̡̢̨̧̡̢̱͎̘̥̹̺͎̮͇͍͙̱̠̤̹̤̼̯̪̮̯̺̝̼̪̖̱͈̝̖̤̪̗͑̓̍̈́͆̄̓̐͒͋̒̍̍̏̽͒̍́̌̾̽̊͋̅͌͋̉̄̌̃͐̎͋̂̕̕͘͜͜F̸̢̨̛̛̩͙͉͗̂̌̈̿̆̾̆͒͑̀̎͋̌͂̎̀̏̅̂͛̇͆́̄̽̄͐͗̋͐͐͐̆͊̿̾̒̅͋́̈̌̈́̚̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͝F̵̨̡͎͓͉̳̠̙̼̼̩̰̪̳͕͖̘̩͎͍͎̜̼̭͙̻̝͕̞̼̥̘̯̹͋͊̄̌̽̿̀̀̂̍͌̐̓̄̓͊͜͝͝ ̷̢̧̫̲̩͎̝̻̪̼̱̘̦̦̹̤̯͇̪̜̯͖̞̟̲͙̱̙̤̠͎̳͍̤̖̥̐̀̄͂̀̓̐̄̎͐́͒̚͘͜ͅÒ̸̡̙̳̳̜͇͈͔̤̰͈̲̥̠̞̘̲͖̞͈̰͎̦̯̜̮͔̼̭̫̬̳̰̫̩̻̘͔̜̪̼͙̍̄͌̾͗̀͐́̔̅̊̍̊͗̅͂͛̆̚̚͠ͅF̸̨̢̧̢̢̨͍̮͍͕̬̞̭̳̬̺͚̤͍͖͈̺̦̗̬̳̭̻͎̰͖̫̦͍̺̬͙͈̞̼̰̲̫͒̐͆͜͝ ̵̧̨̡̨̡͓̭͎̲̳̤̪̥͕͔̝̟̞̗̬͕̜̫̦̯̣̮̹̮͕͓͓̫̟͔̬̲͍̜̟̣̠͉̹̿̄͗̂̾͒̔̑̔̀͆̒̈́̈́̉̆̃͒̃̑͌̓͐̎̓̌͑̌̈́̑̃̔̀́̇̓̉͛̋͒͐̇͜͜͝͝͝H̶̢̱̗̩̭̘͕̩̺͔̫̰̪̦̬̥̭̖̜̜̝̰͓͈͖͖̩̗͙͚͍̼͈͕̞̤̱̝̣̼̙͕̮͙̣͇̳̤̞̝̘̣̤̣̣̥̰̯̹́͊̿͆͐̆͑̅̅̿̏̌͊̃͘͘͜͝ͅͅͅḘ̶̢̧̪̥̟̪̟͕̖̲̲̲̥̝̊́̓͠R̷̡̢̗̞̘͉͓̰̬̻̦̺͉̗̝͉̯̙̩͔̘̳̻͓̣̯͓̬̠̗̗̃̒͂̉͗̔͑̇͑͊̍̿̒͑̀͝ͅ,̶̫̳͈̓́ ̸̢̡̨̢̡̛̞͔̭̲̘̗͕̩̳̯͍̯͈͓͇͕͕̦͔̤͍̝̰̫̪͉͎̝̳̙̭̌̀̑͛͒͗̃́̂̈́͌͊̑̕͜͝Y̷̧̢̧̛̻͇̟̣̙͖̳̤̭͔̭͖̜̲͎̟̠̻̻͙̤̖̲̥̤̞̝̟̫̣͈̺̝͙͈̪̩̿́̈̈̍̐͑̑̈̅̄̆̏̇̃̏̅̄͒̄̀̄̅̃̒̇́͋́̋̈́̓̓̆̆̄̓̽̉̑̇͑̈́́̍̓̔̑̉̏̍́̾͆͌̋͛̚̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅƠ̸̡̢̧̬͖̙̺͍̦̗̖̥͓̦̰̩̬̻̫͕͙̜̭̠͈̤̳͔̰̩͕͓̲͔̭̤̺̻̞̠̩̭̙̹͓̍͋̂́̀́̃̈́̾̂̾̏̊̉̌́̄̉̔̈͆̾̋̓̆̅̅̃͒̄̾̋̅͋̍̐͛̉͛̚̕̚̚͘͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅỰ̶̡̢̡̨̫̝̦̫̲͚̟̖̻̯̤͙͔̥̞̳͕̫̺̲̩̰̙̦̱̩̙͈̘̘̲̭͇͇̺̠̬̪͖͇̙̯̫̯͉̤͚̳͈̼̔̀͂̀͑̒̈̓͑͑̀̈́̌́́́̈͒̀͂̋́̽͑̊͒̊͗͋͋͆̆́̈̈́̆͌̋̈̔̄͐̂͂̈́̈͂̋̉̈́̆̀͛̅̒͘͘̚͘̚͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝ ̴̢̧̧̛̙̜̹̝̺͇͈̙͍̙͙̯͔̦̭͓̗͎̱͉̠͙̳̘̖̗̹̗͕̠̠̩̰̝͙̞̼̬͈̝̩͈̍̂̃̾͒̏͗̄̓̽͒̾͌̈́̀͗̀̄̓͑͑͛̚͜ͅͅB̶̡̧̢̡̧͈̰͉̻̘̜̬͍̳̫̪̗̣̭̲̪̤̱̬̹͛̆́̈́͗̅̐̅͑͐̈̂͂͂́̽͒̋̋̑̓̊̈͊̌͊͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͝ͅA̶̡̡̡̡̡̧̢̗̞̩͉͇̘̝̯̺̮̬͍̙̞͉̪͕͕̠̱͕̫̱̫͎͎̝͙̮̪͉̰̳̬̲̜̞̳͎̖̫̦̮̫̙̦̟͙͕̪͇̤͙̺̎̓͐͐͌̃͜ͅͅS̷̢̡̢̛̛̪̲͕̼̗̪̮̲̦̜̺̭̱̹̱̤̝͉͇̬̱̖̙͈̟͖̲̹̣̳̪̀̊̀̉̈̈́̑̑̏́̽͊̃̅͆̽̉̉̃̾̾̉͑̐͊͗͊̾̌̐̈̈́̆̈́̂̎͒̓͘͘̚ͅͅȚ̷̨̧̪̳̰̟̫̲̰̰̗͉̱̹̦̜̲̥̫̖̜̞̙̪̩̙̫͒̅̉̾́̆̔̈́͆̓͌͘͘͝͝ͅĀ̸̛̛̞̮̺͉̟̱͑̐́̋̃͌͗͌̏̿̓̀̈́̅̓̌̅̓̑͛͒̊̐̃́̆̀͗͐͆͊̆́̽͆̈́̇̂͂̆̏͐̍̑̆̽̆͑̃̔̈́͑̚̚͘͘͝͠͝͝͝Ŕ̶̢̢̧̘̖̞̖̲̙͕̙̭͙͍̖͇̜̦̠̙̹̳͗̀͊̀̇̆̇̐͋̓́͐̍̈́̓̓̍̊̏̽̈́̃́̋́̐̓͒̾͑̀̃̎̍̇͊̀̄̈̉̎͐̃̂̊̿͋̾̕͘͘̕͘͝͝͝͝Ḋ̴̪̰͓̘͇͎̞͔͕̟̠͔͖͈̯̫͖̙̮͈̱̞̭̳̫̿̏̆͂͑̂͆̒̉̒̅̀͋̉̉̃͒̌͋́̎̒̃͛́̋̕͝͠͝S̶̡̡̱͍̜̭̼̺͚͍͙̹̗̟͓͖̦͉͇̦̖̟̠͓͓̠̹̺̟̮̠̞̀̈̊͛̔̔͋̀̔̆͗̂̈͂̈́̃͗̌͗́͂̅̈́̀̾͊̃̋̊̀̔͑͊̿̈́̐́͛̒͋̐̓̇̑̄͊̾̏͋̄͋͗̀͋͒̇̀̚̕͝͠͠͝͝͠͝ͅ!̷̧̨̩̼͖̲̣̘̻̥̰̣̈́̆͐"̷̢̧̢̧̢̡͕̬̼͚̪̪̥͕̰͔͙͖̼̟͉̮̤͙̳̥̯̪̹̪̠̠̫͙͉̬̝͉̳̯͔̱̹̥̜͔̼͚̥͇̙̝̥̜͇̞̠̦̘̫̬̗̩̤͛͐̈̉̽̇̉͌͂̐̒̽̎͊͋̽̏̋̂͂̓̾͋̈̆̈́̄̆͒͂̅̌́͂̈́͂͐̅͌́̒̉̕̕̕͝͝͠͝ͅ

In The End, You Are... Meat

Jazz is a serial killer.

Hear me out. She uses the Fenton Peeler on humans working for the GIW, which made them shed their skin. This is all levels of horrifying and puts her in all the shitlists of every hero in existence. Batman in particular hates that she made Gotham her home.

All attempts at detaining her are thwarted by supernatural events. No one has any idea of Phantom's involvement on this.

Ok, but would this take before or after the original Suicide Squad were created, cause, if Harley and the rest found out about their ghost counterparts, and depending on their age, some of them are likely to adopt them.

Random DP x DC idea/writing prompt:

Amanda Waller takes over the GIW and uses all their research & tech to make a suicide squad style thing with Ghosts. Maybe even managing to get ahold of Danny or Elle at some point in the process

Quick idea prompt 1:

... Ok, but like, what if when Danny arrives to DC (for whatever reason), it's during the Arkham games timeline/universe (or hell, it doesn't have to be seperate universes anymore, if that makes sense). Or something similar to it in a way? (... Looks at Arkham City)

Or just- Danny in a version of Arkham City....

Yeah, Danny in Arkham City. Nothing can go wrong with that :D

Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your canceled Riddler’s brew Mountain Dew :(