TORQUE: In Which Adam Scott Has A BIG-ASS KEY.

TORQUE: In which Adam Scott has a BIG-ASS KEY.

ABREE REVIEWS APPLES, PART 3

Today's apple: the Granny Smith!

This tasted sour. I guess that's cool, if you like that sort of thing.

AWESOME NEW BLOG IDEA

You guys, I had a great idea! I've been eating some apples lately, so I'm going to start a new blog project called ABREE REVIEWS APPLES.

First up: Pink Ladies.

These are pretty good.

Note to self: STUDY INTENTLY.

There was a glee club at Greendale, and their bus was driving on a rainy night, and a downed power line was hanging across the road, and the bus drove through it, and it sliced through the bus and decapitated everyone, row by row, so that the people in the back had to watch all their friends get decapitated, then they got decapitated, and then the bus drove into a pool of lava. And I guess the crazy thing is, the electricity from the power line somehow kept their nervous systems "alive," so they could feel the lava. They didn't escape the pain of the lava just because they didn't have heads. They felt the lava. It was terrible but it was not metaphorical in any way. I would never be that petty and envious of another show's popularity.

Dan Harmon, Community creator (who is definitely not jealous of Glee)