Ttpd: And He Didn't Even Propose!

ttpd: and he didn't even propose!

evermore: here *gives ttpd a tissue box* it's okay sweetheart.

folklore: *sobs*

evermore: seriously, Lore? Keep it together!

folklore: but it's sad!

ttpd: *dapping her eyes* six years!

evermore: it's okay, Torie.

Red: *sipping tea* so 30 tracks about the same guy? I know what that feels like.

ttpd: oh no, I also shit-talked the trash bag I dated for two weeks.

Fearless: *raises eyebrows*

ttpd: I called him out for being an ugly  douchebag.

Speak Now: damn

ttpd: and admitted that he had a small dick.

Speak now: DAMN

Debut: *stops strumming guitar* a small what?

*meanwhile in another room*

1989: hey Rep, I just heard about the breakup, I'm so sorry.

Rep: *eyeroll* oh I don't care.

*2 minutes later*

Rep: silently crying *goes into bedroom and sets on bed* how're you holding up lov-

Lover: *on the bed curled into a ball* LEAVE ME ALONE!

f1 drivers as texts, pt. 2

McLaren, when I catch you, McLaren

me rn:

👑

Probably will go unnoticed again by those people who scream Ferrari kept the wrong driver, but dang, Charles, what a race! Take a bow, my king.

Nico, I will forever love you

Nico has such a reputation for his cunty attitude (which is very hard earned btw, well done) but he's literally sickeningly sweet and kind. Nico saying he's not above relating to Sergio, he knows and understands the mental pressure and can empathise- describing how negative thoughts can literally descend on you mid lap.... how sometimes when you're in a negative spiral you just need to congratulate yourself for cutting the gap to 2 to 3 tenths.... offttt. Motorsport and F1 especially is so unapproachable and unrelateable (rich man playground) but it's made slightly more human by his commentary. Fans deserve Nico as a fixture in the commentary box, the problem is SkyF1 doesn't deserve Nico as a fixture in THEIR commentary box

What she says: yay, Ollie‘s got a seat! He deserves that!

What she means: God, I hope Haas learned, I hope they do better, I hope he‘s not another Mick or Nyck, I hope this is good for him, I hope someone announces Liam soon, I hope Merc doesn’t announce Kimi, I hope Ollie will be treated well, I hope they keep Kevin and Kevin can help him adjust, I hope this was a good choice, I hope he‘s not just gonna be axed soon, i hope this doesn’t ruin the worldtour, i hope he‘ll do well, i hope Haas learned from before, I hope he actually has a chance