"to live for the hope of it all"
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So in the bus ride back from uni I sat next to a girl and she was listening to music and EYE (nosy bitch that I am) can't sit next to someone on their phone and not look. So I noticed some of the songs she was listening to and it was exactly my type of music (taylor, 1d, billie, chase atlantic, etc etc) and so I, too, put on my earpods and clicked on a random playlist. Then I noticed that SHE was looking at MY songs. Anyway, a bit after, she opened her gallery and I noticed an album with a fanart of aaron warner (!!!!!!!) and a "wallpapers" album with lots of car pics in it and LET ME TELL YOU I've never in my life had this much of an urge to strike up a conversation with a stranger. HOWEVER my social anxiety is a breathing living being so I didn't say anything, but whenever I'd switch up an artist she'd go and put on a song by the artist I'm listening to. Then when I had to get off the bus I said to her something along the lines of "your taste in music is really good" and I BOLTED out of the bus.
No bc WHY is heartstopper nowhere to be found in any of my usual illegal streaming sites!? Like that's so homophobic of piracy honestly
(if anyone knows a site where I can find it lemme know I'll love you forever <3 )
We already have Toto saying "very demure very mindful"
Considering half of the grid is Gen Z, the drivers should start overusing the Gen Z slang instead of cursing.
“the tires are giving degradation”
“those mclarens are crazy fast that’s sus”
“the plan A slayed”
“then new rear wing is a major glow up, no cap”
“the team cooked with this strategy”
“his win is lowkey serves that WDC realness”
“the team is soft-launching the upgrades”
“all the NPCs on track are messing with my lap” and so on
Bearman and Antonelli can add some skibidi toilet gyatt rizz, if they want.
thinking about the rosberg family and how a kardashian or dts style documentary about them would be amazing.
you have keke rosberg, a hard racing cigar smoking legend of motorsport from one of it's most dangerous eras, whose name literally means pixie rose mountain. the man who basically invented formula one in finland but was hated by his own media for being too cosmopolitan and when they tried to recognise his achievements refused to let them put his face on a postage stamp because he wouldn't make money off of it. studied to be a dentist but missed the entrance exam and became a racing driver instead. got out of having to take german in school by persuading the master that he would never need it but as soon as he met a hot older german woman went so insane over her that he proposed just months after meeting her and agreed to make it their primary language at home. set a record for the fastest lap in f1 history that lasted until 2004, won his first f1 race and then won a world championship before he won his second. known as a crazy racer who would go through you if you didn't let him past. also the softest dad who loves his baby boy more than anything else.
then there's sina, the coolest person in the rosberg family. was so hot and smart and talented that a man willingly sacrificed his cultural identity to be her husband. professional interpreter who knows a bunch of languages and taught them to her polyglot son. married a f1 world champion but hated his driving so much that she drove herself everywhere, even to events that she attended with him. showed up finland's independence day ball in a suit and bow tie against all dress customs. planned to give birth on her own because it's basically the same thing as going to the dentist, and she doesn't need a man for that. has an f1 champion husband and son and still banned f1 talk in her house for nico's entire career. got so nervous watching her baby race that she vacuumed the entire apartment each time. ditched her husband in dubai so that she could make it to the track to see nico become world champion in person. got drunk and talked about keke's sperm on live television.
nico rosberg, the saddest wettest kitten who ever lived. the most beloved baby in the world. cried at everything as a child. cried when he lost at tennis and when he won. uber competitive. incredibly athletic, competing internationally in karting and tennis. total nerd who had no trouble with his schoolwork despite missing school constantly and got accepted into imperial college london to study engineering. at the time the youngest person to ever drive an f1 car. the biggest single cause of sexuality crises in motorsport since 2006. was once sponsored by the german version of mtv. nicknamed after a teen pop sensation. met the love of his life when he was four and hit her over the head with a bucket while they were making sandcastles. had an incredibly difficult incredibly public divorce from a man he was never legally married to. dropped the mic said thank u, next and is so so happy in his retirement. has stripped down to his underwear on television and done a river clean up in designer coats. boy mom to an orange cat, girl dad to human children. loves his daughters more than anything, the kind of man who will leave a 2 million dollar car on a hill to hitchhike, with his videographer, to his daughters's christmas party. can pinpoint the amount of time lost in a corner exactly and needs everyone to know about it. deeply annoying, absolutely hilarious, incredibly kind.
and of course, vivian. ceo of the rosberg family. still planning the long game revenge on nico for hitting her with a bucket when they were children, born in germany, studied design in milan, can party harder than f1 drivers. has done the interior design for private jets, because apparently that's a thing. owner, creator and namesake of the best rated ice cream shop in the balearics. makes her daughters matching outfits for a taylor swift concert and publicly teases her husband for not being a fan. stages elaborate christmas photos with a different colour theme every year. wore a white dress with turquoise louboutins and chanel bag to match nico's race suit in one of the most iconic and yet deeply underappreciated wag moments in f1 history. ruined them with champagne but didn't care. wants her children to be happy. definitely pegs her husband.
most interesting motorsport family of all time. forget dts, i just want to know about them
Max manifesting Charles wins to take points from Lando and mclaren... thanking to daniel for taking the fastest lap... he will win this wdc with his besties and I'm so sat for it
“Can we talk about Norris? He’s racing alone and he almost put himself out of the race by making a stupid mistake”
Nico I love you
“i don’t care about norris” - charles leclerc
🎶What's a girl gonna do? A diamond's gotta shiiiine🎶
just Charles and his sparkly helmet under the lights ✨
charles take the fastest lap back.
Charles you beautiful beast you crazy tyre whisperer you magnificent position defender
"wheel to wheel, neck to neck" the lestappen commentary continues
baby Ant in the garage!
max keeps answering with two words at best at the press conference as a sign of protest 😭
Q: "How much has changed on the car overnight because it seems there's a big upgrade on performance?"
Max: "A lot"
Q: "Can you elaborate?"
Max: "No. I might get fined or get an extra day [of community services]"
Q: "Are you confident with the race pace?"
Max: "Maybe?"
Q: "How much of a a step into the unknown is the race given the problem you had yesterday in practice?"
Max: "It's unknown....This is not towards you, don't worry. I don't want to upset you!"
Charles said if YOU are getting your time deleted then EYE am getting my time deleted and if YOU crash and qualify 10th then imma go ahead and be your 9th
threads admins are so adorable
multitalented QUEEN
I introduce you to ollie bearman ferrari’s #1 overworked intern
The intern who made these is crazy but at least they're free
Y'all is it gay to admit to the media that you bought lingerie to wear when you take ice baths with your teammate?
saying that he ‘brought something special to wear’ for the ice bath with kevin. they’re so insane