Someone: What Are You Doing That You Do Not Sleep All Night?

Someone: What are you doing that you do not sleep all night?

Me: Watch YouTube, talk with friends, write something, i study, clean up at home, go to the store, draw, well, and much more.

Someone: Wow, you have a "fun" life.

Me: In fact, everything is much worse, because soon exams.

Я.: Эй Мозг, что ты мне принёс сегодня?

Мозг.: Ничего.

Я.: Это ты мне принёс и вчера.

this is how we celebrate the Maslenitsa holiday

Me: Who the fuck is Sebastian?

The person who shows The Evil Within: *Shows the most beautiful art in the world*

Me: *dumbfounded in Russian*

Someone: Hey, why are you crying?

Me: Oh, well, the ending of Sally Face hit the eyes.