Guys, When I Was Little And I Said That I Wanted To Be An Adult, I Didn't Mean To Automatically Always

Guys, when i was little and i said that i wanted to be an adult, i didn't mean to automatically always somehow do paperwork. That wasn't the fucking plan.

Me at a fanfiction bar: Gimme another one of dem one shots bar tender.

*I say as I drunkenly slide slowly off the bar stool*

Bar tender/Writer: you should be going to bed-

Me: it's only 6:00 AM DAMNIT! I can handle another!

It just fits him so well

Bro, getting dissociation in a grocery store hits about as hard as an anxious marijuana high. Both are equally terrifying Because somehow, everyone and everything seem to be moving waaay to fast. and you just can't seem to concentrate on anything.