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Hardcorecaffeineshroom - Confused About Everything! :-D - Tumblr Blog
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Alas, my last two brain cells are trying to tango. Meanwhile, the third...well he's playing the floor is lava, while standing on both the two.
Well, ladies, gents, and other known entities, I'm going to comment unalive. because I'm high AF, and i was on a lesbian dating app, and i whispered to myself, Omg goth dommy mommy.
I think my family heard me.😭
Bro, getting dissociation in a grocery store hits about as hard as an anxious marijuana high. Both are equally terrifying Because somehow, everyone and everything seem to be moving waaay to fast. and you just can't seem to concentrate on anything.
😭 Guys i ordered some stickers from Shein, I can't with this sht.💀
White lover? 💀
I don't care if that eight year old kid has got talent and i absolutely refuse to believe it. it's clearly a fake, cause when i was that kids age i was playing puppets with my hands and my brother ate sand.
Guys I genuinely can't read a fanfic seriously when a super serious and tough character starts acting all romantic, it's always so cheesy! And i love it! It always gets me to laugh, cause their always so out of character. 😂
Guys, when i was little and i said that i wanted to be an adult, i didn't mean to automatically always somehow do paperwork. That wasn't the fucking plan.
It just fits him so well
I SWEAR If one more person assumes or asks me if I'm on drugs!
I'm going to eat a bag of shrooms and snort a thing of coke while taking a shot of tequila!
Apparently Y'all need to know the defernce of when I'm sober and when I'm not!
Not my Art, just saw these two things and thought that they should be together.
Me at a fanfiction bar: Gimme another one of dem one shots bar tender.
*I say as I drunkenly slide slowly off the bar stool*
Bar tender/Writer: you should be going to bed-
Me: it's only 6:00 AM DAMNIT! I can handle another!
Ok so awhile back I was talking to some cops, and we were at the station, so anyway as we were leaving i saw this big metal thing on the ground and i pointed at it and asked what it was, they told me that it was a thing to break down doors, and the Officer said: we knock politely first.
And now every time i remember that, i can't unsee this stupid Roblox meme 🤣
