Kid Jay And Silent Bob

Kid Jay and Silent bob

I'm convinced that he stole the second hat

They're more important than my homework

She is now asleep on my shoulder.

Another Silent bob headcanon. So we all know that the duo mainly listen to rap and hip-hop, but I feel like Silent bob has Playlist/mixtape of "guilty pleasure" songs. Songs like Forget about me- Simple minds, Heart of glass- Blondie, Careless whisper- George Michael, what's up?- four non blondes, total eclipse of the heart- Bonnie Tyler. That kinda stuff. And bob just has it in his coat pocket at all times, but he never showed it to Jay and thinks he doesn't know about it. Well Jay does, he listened to it a few times when Silent bob wasn't around- but he doesn't say anything about it. Now whenever he hears those songs he thinks of Bob.

More on that 'Vampire Jay and silent bob' thought I had a few days ago.

It starts like this

Jay and Bob are out late one night, mostly just walking around looking for stuff to do. After a while of doing jack shit around town, they walk back to their place (I like to imagine they just live in an apartment together).

But upon walking through the front door the two spot a small black bat into the corner, just watching them and screeching. Jay makes silent bob take care of it cause he doesn't wanna get the thing tangled up in his hair.

Reluctantly, Silent Bob agrees and grabs a broom to try and force it out the open window that it had most likely gotten in from. Slight chaos ensues, bob is attempting to whack the still screeching bat down from the ceiling as Jay shouts at him from behind the couch.

When Silent bob actually hits the thing it swoops down at him and starts attacking his neck all over. Jay is now screaming and grabs the broom from bob, now attempting to get the bat off his mate.

The "battle" ends with Jay smacking the bat (and silent bob) so hard that it finally flies off bob and goes out the window. Also knocking Silent bob to the floor in the process.

At this point he is left on the floor, slightly disoriented from both, the creature tearing him up six-ways-to-sunday and Jay knocking the shit out of him with the broom. Jay helps him up and leads him to the bathroom, trying to disinfect Silent bob's bites and scratches to the best of his abilities. But it's too late. He's already infected.

I'll leave that there for now, let me know if this is interesting or not, I'll post the rest if so. Or just because i can