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Hiiii :D Anyone else buy the soundtrack for Jay and silent bob strike back? Mainly just getting it for the collection (both my CD collection and Hay and silent bob collection).
More on that 'Vampire Jay and silent bob' thought I had a few days ago.
It starts like this
Jay and Bob are out late one night, mostly just walking around looking for stuff to do. After a while of doing jack shit around town, they walk back to their place (I like to imagine they just live in an apartment together).
But upon walking through the front door the two spot a small black bat into the corner, just watching them and screeching. Jay makes silent bob take care of it cause he doesn't wanna get the thing tangled up in his hair.
Reluctantly, Silent Bob agrees and grabs a broom to try and force it out the open window that it had most likely gotten in from. Slight chaos ensues, bob is attempting to whack the still screeching bat down from the ceiling as Jay shouts at him from behind the couch.
When Silent bob actually hits the thing it swoops down at him and starts attacking his neck all over. Jay is now screaming and grabs the broom from bob, now attempting to get the bat off his mate.
The "battle" ends with Jay smacking the bat (and silent bob) so hard that it finally flies off bob and goes out the window. Also knocking Silent bob to the floor in the process.
At this point he is left on the floor, slightly disoriented from both, the creature tearing him up six-ways-to-sunday and Jay knocking the shit out of him with the broom. Jay helps him up and leads him to the bathroom, trying to disinfect Silent bob's bites and scratches to the best of his abilities. But it's too late. He's already infected.
I'll leave that there for now, let me know if this is interesting or not, I'll post the rest if so. Or just because i can
The gals
Begging more of you to draw Girl Jay. Or just Girl versions of ViewAskew characters in general. I cannot be the only one I need to see them in everyone's styles
I feel like silent bob would have candies in his coat pockets like a grandma. Also Jay really likes sugary stuff so I can imagine Jay just elbowing him and he pulls out a hand full of caramels and those little strawberry candies.
Another Silent bob headcanon. So we all know that the duo mainly listen to rap and hip-hop, but I feel like Silent bob has Playlist/mixtape of "guilty pleasure" songs. Songs like Forget about me- Simple minds, Heart of glass- Blondie, Careless whisper- George Michael, what's up?- four non blondes, total eclipse of the heart- Bonnie Tyler. That kinda stuff. And bob just has it in his coat pocket at all times, but he never showed it to Jay and thinks he doesn't know about it. Well Jay does, he listened to it a few times when Silent bob wasn't around- but he doesn't say anything about it. Now whenever he hears those songs he thinks of Bob.
Another JSB headcanon. Some nights after a long day of messing around townthe duo turns on the TV and "unwinds". Mostly this consists of Jay sitting on the floor in front of the couch while Silent bob sits down on the couch and brushes his hair. I feel like Jay doesn't really brush his hair all that much, and wearing a beanie most of the time doesn't help with that. And this sort of connects to another headcanon I have that Silent bob's mom was at one point a hairdresser(mostly just cause we've never heard what his mom does). So Bob's pretty good with hair, his included. Anyways, Jay will just sit between his mates legs and actually be quiet for once.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk and if this isn't the best it's because I'm sick rn. :b