Jay And Silent Bob - Tumblr Posts

They remind me of silly little aliens in the best way possible :]

im back at school so... BIG VIEW ASKEW DOODLE DUMP!!!

ignore my horrible. HORRIBLE. handwriting.

i csnt dtop drawing them. its bad.

Being in the view askewniverse Fandom on Tumblr is like having a group chat of like 30 people. You always see the same posts and same people, but you also don't know half the people you're talking to.

Jay and silent bob go to hell

(Aka my oven)

I'm not ashamed to say it but I just watched Jay and Silent Bob Rebot for the first time and I almost cried. Really good movie in my opinion.

Also drew this after

Fannart of @angelsprettycool 's oc :]

More on that 'Vampire Jay and silent bob' thought I had a few days ago.

It starts like this

Jay and Bob are out late one night, mostly just walking around looking for stuff to do. After a while of doing jack shit around town, they walk back to their place (I like to imagine they just live in an apartment together).

But upon walking through the front door the two spot a small black bat into the corner, just watching them and screeching. Jay makes silent bob take care of it cause he doesn't wanna get the thing tangled up in his hair.

Reluctantly, Silent Bob agrees and grabs a broom to try and force it out the open window that it had most likely gotten in from. Slight chaos ensues, bob is attempting to whack the still screeching bat down from the ceiling as Jay shouts at him from behind the couch.

When Silent bob actually hits the thing it swoops down at him and starts attacking his neck all over. Jay is now screaming and grabs the broom from bob, now attempting to get the bat off his mate.

The "battle" ends with Jay smacking the bat (and silent bob) so hard that it finally flies off bob and goes out the window. Also knocking Silent bob to the floor in the process.

At this point he is left on the floor, slightly disoriented from both, the creature tearing him up six-ways-to-sunday and Jay knocking the shit out of him with the broom. Jay helps him up and leads him to the bathroom, trying to disinfect Silent bob's bites and scratches to the best of his abilities. But it's too late. He's already infected.

I'll leave that there for now, let me know if this is interesting or not, I'll post the rest if so. Or just because i can

The gals

Begging more of you to draw Girl Jay. Or just Girl versions of ViewAskew characters in general. I cannot be the only one I need to see them in everyone's styles

Stuff I drew today

I feel like silent bob would have candies in his coat pockets like a grandma. Also Jay really likes sugary stuff so I can imagine Jay just elbowing him and he pulls out a hand full of caramels and those little strawberry candies.

Another Silent bob headcanon. So we all know that the duo mainly listen to rap and hip-hop, but I feel like Silent bob has Playlist/mixtape of "guilty pleasure" songs. Songs like Forget about me- Simple minds, Heart of glass- Blondie, Careless whisper- George Michael, what's up?- four non blondes, total eclipse of the heart- Bonnie Tyler. That kinda stuff. And bob just has it in his coat pocket at all times, but he never showed it to Jay and thinks he doesn't know about it. Well Jay does, he listened to it a few times when Silent bob wasn't around- but he doesn't say anything about it. Now whenever he hears those songs he thinks of Bob.

There's this Jay and silent Bob hour long speacial from 1998 that was on MTV. It has all those skits and stuff on it and it's on YouTube. If you check it out it's pretty cool. It's also mentioned in the bonus features if you have the DVD for Dogma.

MTV Jay and Silent Bob promo

Kid Jay and Silent bob

I love how no matter the situation Jay and silent bob stick together. Like, one could be really pissed at the other but they never do the clishe of "we disagree so we're gonna split up for half the movie and then get back together in 20 mins." No. They just stick together because they already KNOW how good of friends they are, theyre MATES for a reason.

Another JSB headcanon. Some nights after a long day of messing around townthe duo turns on the TV and "unwinds". Mostly this consists of Jay sitting on the floor in front of the couch while Silent bob sits down on the couch and brushes his hair. I feel like Jay doesn't really brush his hair all that much, and wearing a beanie most of the time doesn't help with that. And this sort of connects to another headcanon I have that Silent bob's mom was at one point a hairdresser(mostly just cause we've never heard what his mom does). So Bob's pretty good with hair, his included. Anyways, Jay will just sit between his mates legs and actually be quiet for once.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk and if this isn't the best it's because I'm sick rn. :b

Rough sketch w/ some pen :b

Jay and silent bob after strike back

"This has been one wild year Silent bob..."

i love drawing old men on my algrbra hw isntead of doing it 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

sorry fir not posting guys 💔💔💔

December 2020 Watchlist: Dumpling December!

Every December our team has a big group cooking experience that we’ve affectionately titled Dumpling December, when we get together and share new and family recipes for dumplings from all over the world. We had to do it distance style and just eat with our eyeballs this year, so we started sharing movie dumplings too- movies with a whole ‘nother movie in them. Now we’re gonna share ‘em with you too! Join us on Patreon [ www.patreon.com/westsidevideo ] for an extended watchlist (and for a movie night watchbox delivered/mailed to your door every month), and join our Discord [ https://discord.gg/DNjrjaAuTD ] for multiple absolutely FREE movie screenings every month!

Be Kind Rewind (PG-13, 2008) - Our greatest fears as a video store are realized in the beginning of this film, when Jack Black accidentally erases all the VHS rentals in a local shop. The new manager then recruits him and community members to remake the erased films, and honestly it’s just really fun and creative and inspiring and we’re not crying YOU ARE.

Bowfinger (PG-13, 1999) - Steve Martin can’t get Eddie Murphy to agree to be in his bad movie, so he gets the brilliant idea to simply film him paparazzi-style and use that footage, which is perhaps simultaneously the most stupid and most entertaining idea ever. 

Inland Empire (R, 2006) - David Lynch makes an actress lose her dang mind as she melds with her character. Sounds...about right honestly.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (R, 2001) - Bluntman and Chronic comics are based on Jay and Silent Bob...so how come they aren’t getting any cash for the movie adaptation of their life adventures? They go on a road trip to right wrongs and figure out what’s up with Good Will Hunting 2. Nooch!

Matinee (PG, 1993)  - John Goodman’s one-man studio premieres MANT (half-man, half-ant; get it?) in a Key West theater during the Cuban Missile Crisis alongside Cathy Moriarty’s jaded d-list starlet, juxtaposing real life and the film until it’s tough to tell them apart. Come for the quirky stories, stay for the many irl b-movie cameos!

Singin’ In The Rain (G, 1952) - A musical about a silent film crew transitioning to talkies would be good enough, but putting Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Donald O’Connor, Cyd Charisse, Rita Moreno and more is movie magic within movie magic.

Son of Rambow (PG-13, 2007) - Join a couple of school kids- one raised without any popular culture in a very religious setting, one raised on films entirely because no adults have paid any attention- as they attempt to make a film sequel to First Blood.

Their Finest (R, 2016) - A secretary gets voluntold to become a propaganda film screenwriter for British morale during the Blitz. Lone Scherfig gives us a worthy addition to the WWII film genre.

Trollhunter (PG-13, 2010) - A bunch of college kids start documenting their search for the bear behind several human fatalities...but like...what if it was not a bear, but a TROLL?

What We Do In The Shadows (R, 2014) - Imagine Real World with vampires. Hilarious, right? It 100% works- so much so that they made an also hilarious show out of it!