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writing prompts for writers with no motivation
pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like youâre the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something
Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OCâs. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.
Write a negative review of a book that doesnât exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.
Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your charactersâ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.
pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an âX meets Yâ style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.
lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really
Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay
make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that donât exist. you can base them on real books if you want
write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but theyâre incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.
In a similar vein as the SCP Wikiâs Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or âanomalousâ versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.
write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man
write a âhorrorâ story or creepypasta but itâs like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on âthe twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictableâ for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb
invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better
plagiarize. By this I mean write something thatâs completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent
write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything
Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until itâs no longer comprehensible.
Queen of Nightmares and Agony bahahahaha iâm dying đđđ hehe
iâm living for it though

QUEEN OF PAIN AND MADNESS BITCHES!!!!!!!!
(Iâm really sorry this one only has one gender neutral option)
ok so, emma woodhouse refuses to marry because it would mean her father would be alone. she wanted to care for him, she was a daddyâs girl.
she wasnât like isabella, who didnât mind experiencing and making a life away from highbury.
but i donât think she NEVER wanted to marry. iâm sure she does. itâs all women could really talk about and depend on for their future.
but she insists on taking care of her ageing father.
so, to feed her natural emotional and romantic parts of herself, she starts to meddle in other peopleâs lives. a human matchmaker. making marriage predictions and setting harriet up knowing sheâs a natural daughter - needing help.
sheâs always doing things for other people. even if sheâs not always right, and too meddling. sheâs got her heart in the right place.
and mr knightley comes along and shows her, she doesnât have to give up love to be who she really is, a confident girl with a heart of gold, always giving her time and attention to the people she feels most need it. he proves to her that she too can have a happy ending