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the crows' music taste headcanons
so this is the least thought out thing possibly ever...
kaz
alt-rock, avant-rock, and post-punk
radiohead, my chemical romance, the smiths
inej
musical theatre,
west side story, hamilton, the phantom of the opera
jesper
blues, jazz, electro, swing
frank sinatra, caravan palace, jamiroquai
nina
pop. what else is there to say
taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, abba
wylan
classical and classical-inspired songs
laufey, mendelssohn, sibelius, brahms
matthias
hymns (and pop - nina has been rubbing off on him)
traditional hymns, abba, taylor swift
so in six of crows, when they arrive at the ice court jesper has to fabrikate the lockpicks for kaz to get them out of the holding cell, right? (chapter 23)
and then in chapter 38: "Kaz had tracked Nina and Brum across the grounds to the treasury. Then he'd taken cover behind an ice sculpture and focused on the miserable task of regurgitating the packets of Wylan's root bombs he'd swallowed before they'd ambushed the prison wagon. He'd had to bring them up -- along with a pouch of chloropellets and an extra set of lockpicks he'd forced down his gullet in case of emergency -- every other hour to keep from digesting them."
am i just overlooking something or did kaz purposefully get jesper to fabrikate the lockpicks whilst he had a perfectly good pair? or he didn't want to throw up a bunch of contraband in the ice court? please tell me your thoughts
(although i've only got up to here in my reread of the duology so maybe it's referred to further on: if so, whoops and sorry for wasting your time!)
that makes so much sense now, thank you so much!
so in six of crows, when they arrive at the ice court jesper has to fabrikate the lockpicks for kaz to get them out of the holding cell, right? (chapter 23)
and then in chapter 38: "Kaz had tracked Nina and Brum across the grounds to the treasury. Then he'd taken cover behind an ice sculpture and focused on the miserable task of regurgitating the packets of Wylan's root bombs he'd swallowed before they'd ambushed the prison wagon. He'd had to bring them up -- along with a pouch of chloropellets and an extra set of lockpicks he'd forced down his gullet in case of emergency -- every other hour to keep from digesting them."
am i just overlooking something or did kaz purposefully get jesper to fabrikate the lockpicks whilst he had a perfectly good pair? or he didn't want to throw up a bunch of contraband in the ice court? please tell me your thoughts
(although i've only got up to here in my reread of the duology so maybe it's referred to further on: if so, whoops and sorry for wasting your time!)
Both of them singing off-key at the crow club during karaoke nights (let’s pretend they do that)
They would totally teach the HOT TO GO! dance to the rest of the crows.
Also Nina would absolutely ROCK Femininomenom! by vibes only.
Can’t stop thinking about how much Nina and Jesper would’ve LOVED Chappell Roan
there are also different religions in the different cultures on the grishaverse, and different religious and non religious characters interact with each other. None of the different religions feel less real than the others, some of them are more explored but all of them feel real.
I like that Six of Crows, Shadow and Bone, King of Scars, etc. Have religious characters in them. Because we get to see every facet of how it effects them as a person and how it affects the story. How deeply or not they believe. How much is pushing the religion on others and how some are not. I like seeing how much thought the author put into seeing their world as three dimensional with a great deal of thought and backstory to help us form a picture of the world.
jesper is aware of it, kaz believes he is actually cool
Pff, Kaz is such a loser, he is so cringe
"So is Jesper,they all are overly dramatic"
hey! he is learning to be cool! Anyway, Kaz says stupid shit
"wasn't your fave the one that said his ghost will learn flute"
It was funny...sort of. Well, Kaz is emotionally constipated
"Maybe i liked your stupid fa-"
He said he liked it! and Kaz called her girl "investment"
"Didn't he kiss-"
IT WAS ONCE AND IT WAS KAZ´S FAULT ANYWAY! (yes, i can back this up)
can someone explain why I feel so much for fictional characters? they are just drawings or words on paper but i laugh at their jokes and cry when they get hurt. I get an overwhelming amount of feelings over people that do not even exist.
Jesper : HYDRATE OR DIE - DRATE!!
Jesper : *aggressively throws water bottle*
Inej : umm…..
Kaz : He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us
Jesper : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Wylan : *crying* it’s working
You know the Six of Crows obsession is bad when your science teacher is talking about how it’s hard to get inside the cell membrane but it’s easier to get out and your first thought is “omg just like the Ice Court!! I wonder if there are molecules like the Crows who are there for a heist?”. I think I need psychiatric help, this cannot be normal
When you initially watch Shadow and Bone for the Darkling, but you end up taking a liking to the coin tossing, goat loving, bisexual man, a knife-wielding queen and her boyfriend who will whack you with a cane if you dare mess with his girl and bestie.
Jesper: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Kaz: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Y/N , banging on the door: Kaz! Open up! Kaz: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Inej: No, they meant- Jesper: Let him finish.
Most of them would win them over right away, but others might need more than a first impression to win their approval. The dilemma for me would be choosing between all 30 of my fictional husbands!

Hey, here’s a fun selfship game:
If some magical force made your f/o real, would your family approve of them?
When you can't beat the odds, change the game.
-Inej; Crooked Kingdom

No funerals
“you can’t just summon an entire fandom by two words.”
no mourners…
i hope the way Kaz treats Jesper changes, cuz the way he doesn't care about anything about Jasper makes me wanna punch him in the face AND YES I KNOW IT'S A CHARACTERISTICS KAZ HAS BUT I DON'T CARE
i swear every time i think about the crows i start having heart palpitations
Everyone talks about "maybe I liked your stupid face" when talking about Wesper, but is anyone going to comment on the fact that Jesper literally thought Wylan looked like a prince who had fallen into the wrong story. Like he took one look at him and thought he looked like a prince.

Your honor I love him
Fair warning any and all post I make for the foreseeable future will be either Captain America and The Winter Soldier(White Wolf), or Shadow and Bone/Six of crows related