Me: Sasha James Would Totally Take Sasha Wire In A Fight.

Me: Sasha James would totally take Sasha Wire in a fight.

Friend: Didn’t Sasha James die in S1?

Me: She’d still win.

Friend: Isn’t Sasha Wire alive and from the future?

Me: Sasha James still wins.

Friend: How —

Me: Because she’s SASHA JAMES—

Edit:

(…this is a joke, Sasha J, honey I love you so so much but Director W would kill you — )

Juno Steel and the Things We Buried [get it here!]

I think there's a kind of fear that always comes with being in love. When letting someone else hold so much of you all at once. They could let you fall at any second if they wanted to. So how the hell do you get over that fear? Trust that they won't let you go, that they will hold you up, the same way that you hold them? And then I thought about a hotel on Mars a long time ago. A place where, to be honest, I let Nureyev fall. No wonder he was scared, no wonder I was too. But how the hell are we supposed to get past that?

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I say this about every Hozier song, but genuinely, Talk is so Nureyev coded

like, "I'd be the last shred of truth in the lost myth of true love" and "I'd be the sweet feeling of release mankind now dreams of"????

and don't get me STARTED on "so I'll try to talk refined for fear that you find out how I'm imaginin' you" because WHAAAATTTT

my man is rizzing up Walter White, Sherlock Holmes, bazillionaires, and old men, he's got a whole PORTFOLIO under his belt because his words are pretty and his face is too

"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.

Got all the way back to August 2013 on the mechs Twitter before it sent me back to the top enough times to deter me. There'll be a reblog with more screenshots but here