Fuck Internet Laws:

Fuck internet laws:

TREATING YOUR GIRL RIGHT IS NOT SIMPING

So... That wedding, huh?

roosters: *crow normally*

hen: WUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This is beautiful. I really wanna write a full on story on WattPad based on this. I cried. Of laughter

Roll with the Punches

Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Pairings:  N/A

Triggers:  N/A

Important Stuff:  check the post that inspired this fic for @leinbow

Summary: Takeshi, not Tsuna, is the straight man, the sane one of the series. This changes everything (and yet nothing at all).

ff.net | ao3

Takeshi met Tsuna when they were just seven years old. It wasn’t hard to miss Tsuna, short and fluffy looking. Tsuna was a shy kid, the only other boy not partnered up for their small gardening project.

“I wish I was a gardening robot,” Tsuna said as he looked at the limp looking plant he was holding. A week of taking care of plant with Takeshi and this was what was produced.

“I don’t think that’s going to help,” Takeshi said, wincing as a leaf fell off. The poor plant didn’t look very good. Maybe they overwater it?

“It might have!”

Frankly, Takeshi found Tsuna to be a little odd. Not that Takeshi would ever tell Tsuna that. It was rude according to his mother. But strange indeed. Takeshi couldn’t really describe exactly how Tsuna was strange, it was like his head was screwed on just a little too much to the left.

But strange as Tsuna was, he was very nice and Takeshi found himself a friend in Tsuna.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

“Takeshi help!”

Takeshi stared up the tree. There in the highest branches was Tsuna, staring down at him. Takeshi had only gone to the bathroom! “How did you even get up there?”

Tsuna scowled. “There was this puppy. One day I’m going to smite them all.”

Takeshi felt a brief wave of horror wash over them. “But they’re puppies!” Puppies were the best things ever. How could Tsuna think of smiting them? (How did Tsuna even know the word smite? Takeshi made a mental note to ask his mother about the word. He didn’t know the exact meaning but it sounded bad.)

“Still agents of evil!”

Tsuna was so strange.

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Just wanna add that IT WAS NOT DREAM'S FAULT!! I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME IN DRAMAS AND THEY ALWAYS BLAME THE GIRL WHEN A GUY KISSES HER, WHILE SHE'S TAKEN, AGAINST THEIR WILL AND IT JUST--

AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!

So... That wedding, huh?

I refuse to acknowledge that people who like, or even prefer, the Persona 5 Anime actually exist.

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