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vent only i’m simping over a friend
i’m convinced that one of my best friends is an actual god. he’s absolutely wonderful. when he comes into the gc, everything lights up. he’s so unbelievably kind, to everyone he meets no matter how much pain he’s in. he’s so fucking strong. he has the best sense of humor, ya’ll have no idea. he could make you laugh for h o u r s. he never gets boring. he always has something new to talk about. a new catchphrase, a new joke, a new something. I hope him and his boyfriend can live happily ever after. They’re both so so sweet and have helped me so much, I wanna give them the world, they deserve nothing but happiness. fuck thinking about this makes me wanna cry. i’m so lucky. so fucking lucky to have people as great as them in my life.
Reasons why I love Azul Ashengrotto because I’m a dirty rag for him 😔😔😔
🤡 Stealing this from @cursedtwst because I need to give Azul some keysmash 🤡🐙
Okay genuinely, I really don’t know why I stan Azul, like legit, idk if it’s just me but I go through my daily life asking myself “Why the FUCK do I stan Azul like ????? This man has made me salty as shit for 1/3 of 2020 by not coming home AND by having a limited SSR RIGHT AFTER his dorm SSR that looks so so good and has duo with Jack, who was my tutorial pull”
But Azul just has to ✨✨💞💞breathe✨✨💞💞 and I go shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
And then proceed to not breathe for the next ten minutes
NO I’M KIDDING I KNOW HOW TO BREATHE I CAN STILL BREATHE
Narrator voice and she says this as she proceeds to stop breathing the moment she tried to capture the following images
PLEASE I AM WEAK FOR AZUL’S SMIRK
AZUL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
LIKE EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE HIS CHIBI SMIRKING I MENTALLY RETURN TO MY ROOTS AS AN APE
NO PLEASE LEGIT, MY HEART JUST GOES AWAWAWAWAWA BECAUSE LIKE HE’S SO HOT WHEN HE SMIRKS AND ALSO I GET SOOSSOSOSOSO GIDDY WHEN HE SMIRKS DURING LESSONS BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE GETS PERFECT AND I JUST GO
“YES AZUL YOU ARE PERFECT YOU DESERVE THAT FUCKING PERFECT”
AND OKAY ONE DAY, I WAS JUST DOING TESTS AND LIKE LILIA IN CURRENT GRASS TEST IS JUST CLENCHES FIST
Then I think I was taking too long to decide on a move or I was doing something
THEN AT THE CORNER OF MY EYE
I SEE AZUL SMIRKING (as seen in the left pic) AND I JUST
WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU KNOW, I HAD TO USE UP AP WHICH I RESERVE FOR ALCHEMY JUST TO CAPTURE AZUL’S PERFECT EXPRESSION ON THE RIGHT (perfect as in the perfect in lessons or just Azul looking perfect in general? Ehhh why not both heehoo)
Okay, but do you know what’s hotter than chibi smirks?
PLEASE EJECT ME IN AMONG US I CONFESS TO BEING THE IMPOSTER
JUST LET ME FLOAT IN SPACE AS I CONTEMPLATE MY LIFE CHOICES THAT ARE ABOUT MY UNHEALTHY ADDICTION TO AZUL’S SMIRK
MY HEART LITERALLY GOES DOKI DOKI EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I SEE AZUL SMIRK LIKE THIS
LET ME BE LEGIT HERE, I GET SO MUCH OF AZUL’S SMIRKS IN ALCHEMY AND THAT COMPRISES 75% OF THE REASONS WHY I DO ALCHEMY WITH HIM ALL THE DAMN TIME
LISTEN, HE’S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GORGEOUS WHEN HE SMIRKS LIKE THAT LIKE
BANGS HEAD ON WALL
HHHHHHHHHHAHAHHDHSJJDKEJJDKKE
YOU KNOW MY DISCORD SERVER FRIENDS LIKE TO BULLY ME WITH THIS ONE AZUL SMIRK EMOTE WE HAVE AND EVENTUALLY I JUST GO “nope not gonna say anything abt that nope nope not gonna tell them it’s gonna do things to me because anyway he looks high in that one emote and it’s gonna lead me to bulli anyway so”
SOBS HARD
PLEASE IF AZUL LOOKS AT ME LIKE THAT, MY LEGS WILL ABANDON ME AND MY LAST BRAINCELL WILL SHUT DOWN AND I’LL JUST BE A MESS ON THE GROUND AND I WILL BE A LEGITIMATE DIRTY RAG
Ahfksjfksk fuck I can’t type do you know how many times I have to redo some words
You think the smirk saga isn’t done yet? Well : )
SAY HELLO TO MY ALL TIME FAVORITE CARD IN THIS FUCKING GAME
EXCUSE ME AZUL THAT LOOK IS NOT LEGAL
NOT LEGAL AT ALL
HARD SOBBING
THAT CARD HAS CAUSED ME SALT AND GRIEF FOR 1/3 OF 2020 OKAY
I HAD WANTED THAT CARD BACK WHEN I STILL DID NOT STAN AZUL BECAUSE HE DUOS WITH RIDDLE AND I THOUGHT HEY I GOT RIDDLE AND FLOYD SO EASILY MAYBE AZUL WILL COME HOME
Spongebob narrator voice 81 pulls later
WITH THAT GAZE ALONE AND THAT OP ASS POWER HIS CARD HAS, HE NEARLY BROUGHT MY WILL TO NOT SPEND DOWN, CRUSHED IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING, AND IF IT WASN’T FOR QUARANTINE, I WOULD HAVE OPENED MY DAMN WALLET
Like everything about that card is just????? So perfect?????? Like, I love love LOVE THE COLORS IN THERE LIKE THOSE SHADES OF BLUE???? MMMMMMMMMMMM AND ALSO THE GOLDEN GLOW FROM THE CONTRACT THAT MAKES IT STAND OUT?? YES
AND THEN AZUL JUST LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL SMIRK AND
HIS GROOVY IS ALSO REALLY GOOD, LIKE LOOK AT THAT POWER AND AUTHORITY HE HAS JUST WALKING INTO THE ROOM
But tbh I super love his initial so much that when I look through my friends who have Azul dorm as their support and see some of them using the groovy pic I internally go “whyyyyy”
BUT OKAY YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I SEE WRITING BLOGS USE AZUL DORM INITIAL AS THEIR CHARA BANNER FOR AZUL, I FUCKING COMBUST
LIKE I AM JUST PEACEFULLY READING AND SCROLLING THEN I SEE AZUL DORM AND GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
AND YO AZUL DORM IS LIKE?? SO GOOD??? EVER SINCE I GOT HIM, MY TEST SCORES FUCKING INCREASED
I DID NOT THINK SS WOULD BE POSSIBLE BECAUSE MY CARDS ARE JUST 🤡🤡🤡 BUT IN ALL ELEMENTS, I AM LESS THAN 200 POINTS AWAY FROM SS AND I’M LOWKEY SALTY ABOUT THAT BUT ALSO SO HAPPY ABOUT IT
AND MY WATER AND FIRE SCORE INCREASED TOO LIKE NOW I’M AT 10K FOR THEM WHEN MY HIGHEST WOULD BE LIKE 8K-9K AND JUST AAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH AZUL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I want lv100 dorm Azul,,,,,,,, literally have a friend in game who has lv100 Azul and I went 👁👄👁
Sup hi I’m totally not sobbing over the fact I don’t have beans Azul
Okay but, if you were following me or knew me back in April-May, you probably would know that I was simping for Jade ish??
Like, when beans day came, I was SO relieved that Jade was the event SR and was like F for Azul stans
5 months later and I’m 🤡🤡🤡
BECAUSE OKAY
I WASN’T PLANNING ON PULLING IN BEANS DAY AT ALL SINCE I JUST WANTED JADE
BUT A FRIEND DID THREE SOLOS AND GOT AZUL SO I WAS LIKE “huh why don’t I try”
Big mistake
I got Jack but no Azul :((((((
And I told myself k stop it you don’t need beans Azul in your life
But my braincell really went “but his duo is Jack and you have Jack SSR and Riddle duos with Azul don’t you want don’t you don’t you :))))))))”
And I ten rolled hours before the event ended and ended up with nothing
Then when Kalim PU came I was salty that I didn’t throw my ten roll key at him and have a chance at getting a better card :)
But enough about my gacha salt, we’re simping here
Ahem so
OKAY THAT GROOVY ART LITERALLY MADE MY EYES GO 👁👄👁
THAT SMIRK IS SO HOT and I WILL SAY IT AGAIN
ALSO THE WAY HIS JACKET FLIES FROM THE FORCE OF HIS MOVEMENTS JUST 😳😳😳😳
Honestly, I’m so sad I don’t have his story :((( his expressions look sososooso good there and like, he gets dissed for having shit PE grades and I live for that AKJDJKAJF
Bringing this back because hOOOOOOOOOT DAAAAAAAAAAMN
I JUST NEED LESS THAN ONE SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS AND I’M ALREADY FLOATING IN SPACE FROM BEING EJECTED IN AMONG US
Sobs and floods NRC in tears
Okay and honestly, I just want to say I feel like the universe has been counting on me to fall for Azul from the start
AND THIS LITERALLY DATES BACK TO WHEN I WAS A CHILD OKAY
So when I was a kid, I was addicted to the word ‘azure’ LIKE I KEPT SAYING THAT WORD TO MYSELF WHEN I WAS ALONE BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY IT LOOKS I LOVE THE WAY IT SOUNDS
AND THEN HERE COMES AZUL WHOSE NAME IN JAPANESE IS PRONOUNCED AS AZURU AND I JUST
God I love Azul’s name so much, like every time I type out his full name, I go 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
And then okay, if you have been here like at the very very start of this blog or have been stalking all my posts until you reached the end or knew me for a long ass time, I was a Riddle stan
But I was going through receipts in one Discord server while trying to find this old Azul art and those receipts dated back to when Twst was released on March 18 and my friend was screaming about Azul
AND I SAW MYSELF SCREAMING WITH HER AND I WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT WAS I ALREADY ATTRACTED TO AZUL BACK THEN EVEN AS A RIDDLE STAN??????”
HAVE I BEEN BLIND THIS WHOLE TIME????
LITERALLY THE ONLY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT SHOWED I WAS STILL A RIDDLE STAN THEN WAS ME GOING “ok if this is Azul already, what more of Riddle” BUT OTHERWISE, I WAS HOLDS HEAD THE ENTIRE TIME I SAW THOSE RECEIPTS
,,, holy fuck this is long I am so sorry,,,,,,
This isn’t even all my thoughts for Azul,,,,,,, aha haha ahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhaahahhaha hah hah... fml
Real situation that happened in pressure.
Love when funny shit I can make art about happens.
feel the wind in your hair, the sun on your face ☀️
I realize one specific type that’s been trending 4 a while now in my simping list beside beefy himbos & stupid stinkies:
Spooky guys with creepy asf smiles & long hair.
Idk what’s wrong with me🧍♂️
Jump on the Mr. wolf simp wagon
This sexy mf lol I can't
If all of the characters I've simped for had a sitcom where they were all neighbors or something....
Imagine Funni wolf man being friendly neighbors with robot furries, corrupt video game character, normal video game character, magic goat man, other Wolf men, a reclusive spy, and so much more on
-i simp for way too many people: the sitcom-
if pennywise were to live in any other place then the sewers where would he live? if your answer is not listed please write in the comments.
Sir....Lucifer sir
💙love you💙
Today I found out that Capitano has blue eyes 💙〰️💙
(From Mika's story)
girl help i think i’m in love with a BOY this is completely against everything i’ve ever know tf 😭😭 can’t tell if it’d the fact he’d showing me the teeny tiniest bit of affection and i just can’t 😭😭
*Stares at Stanford Pines for too long*
HAHAHAHHIMGONNABEATHIMTODEATH (Romantically)
I feel so silly bc I'm gonna try to shift to inside the doors of murder drones and rizz V [she's my comfort character and I simp for her]
I saw fanart of Mr. Will You Do the Fandango and now I can’t breathe I’m simping too hard
I don't own any of this but like... damn Adam 😍🤘
makes me simp even more imagining it 😭😭
I am thinking of how pretty Ace would look under the sun.
Just imagine him laid out on the grass, eyes closed as he took in the warmth of the sun on his tanned body. His inky black hair spread out around him like a halo and his freckles so prominent when sun kissed. His eyes flutter open and his eyes glint against the rays, and he probably smells like the sea. His arms are warm as they held you, fingers tracing against your side and oh, I am so in love with him.
THEY GAVE CHILDE A BIGGER TUMMY WINDOW AND ABS FDHGALDIFGDFSIG anyways, happy birthday bby lysm <3
Rock me like a river!
I fully understand that it's wrong and I will go to horny jail for my simping over everything that moves and handsome but...
Bishop Briggs - River
"Shut your mouth and rock me like a river!"
It's just talks to me and I see one character who fits here.
Thanks for coming to my confession!
