I Have The Most Fucked Sense Of Timing.

I have the most fucked sense of timing.

I'm meant to be meeting some friends at 2, I left the house at 1:25.

The park where we're meeting is a 10 minute walk.

Why did I think buying snacks was a 20 minute long task.

Now I'm just standing by a tree and writing this to pass time so I don't get there eerily early.

Curse anxiety and the social faux pa's its forced in me.

Fellas, is it gay to take your shoes off in a public place. Asking for a friend

This is for that bitchass Heath

TROUSERS IS MY OC AND THEY ARE NOT A DRAG QUEEN OR A VAMPIRE, THEYRE A FUCKING CATBOY, A BOY WITH A CAT HAT. EVEN MAYHAPS A NEKO. DO NOT CALL MY OC TROUSERS "YOUR OC".

-much no thanks, skin

Sometimes I'm a boy, sometimes I'm a girl, sometimes I'm this thing and ready to destroy the world with sheer pettiness

Art block produces random semi-realism

How I flirt