Yall Ever Think Abt How Wild The Bau Team Is: A Feral Old Man, A Man Who Experiences One Emotion (discontent),

yall ever think abt how wild the bau team is: a feral old man, a man who experiences one emotion (discontent), male model who flirts with every single member of the team, nerdy kid who looks like he trips over his shoelaces with every step, cyber criminal, mom who will throw hands at the pta meeting, & repressed goth

me @ me checking my ao3 inbox every two seconds after posting a new work

Dude The Sims 4 completely has me. Like, I’ll open my computer and tell myself I will only play for an hour or two before I go to bed, then a whole built house, decorated interior and exterior, and 8 sims, backstory and all, later the sun is streaming through my window and it’s already 9 am.

Uuuuhm, do you play any games? Video, board, etc

ffakjafjfaf i’m obsessed with the sims so if you count that as a video game, absolutely

This woman owns my heart look at her 😭

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

Imagine Eddie asking Bobby for cooking lessons. He’s vague about the request, just says that he wants to be better at cooking so Christopher doesn’t always ask for takeout. Bobby starts with the simple stuff which Eddie appreciates, but after two “lessons” he asks Bobby how to make a particular dish, one that everybody knows is Buck’s favorite. Bobby doesn’t say anything, but invites Eddie over to his house to teach him how to make it. Eddie pointedly ignores the knowing looks Bobby and Athena share the entire time.

A week later he calls Bobby in a panic because he’s overcooked the meat and undercooked the veggies, but it’s Athena that answers the phone because Bobby is asleep. She tells him to calm down and wait fifteen minutes before hanging up the phone without another word. He doesn’t calm down because Buck is supposed to arrive in 20 minutes.

A knock on the door 10 minutes later sends him spiraling and he throws the door open with a weird apology he hasn’t even thought through, but stops short at seeing Athena standing there holding a warm pizza from Buck’s favorite place with a knowing smirk on her face.

“You’re overthinking it,” Athena says, passing over the pizza. “Feed him junk food and tell him you love him.”