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Korn: Don't talk about your brother Kim like that, he is very special.
Khun turns to face Kim: He is right, you are special. And so are the 8 billion people on this planet so you being special makes you nothing special.
Porsche:
Vegas:
Macau:
Kim:....
Kinn:
Chay: Except if we're talking about stupidity. Then you are special, especially stupid.
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Porsche and Vegas dying of laughter in the background
the wAY I SCREAMED WHEN MIC SCREAMED-
hi
part 1 here
part 2!
babys third survivors guilt!
Why use names if u are the god of war
Seth: That friend of yours is pretty much weird.
Isis: Who do you mean?
Seth: Beardman. He kept following me for no reason. Creepy.
Isis: Who?
Seth: Walmart Jesus.
Isis: Huh?
Horus: Uncle means the foreign god. Who was by the way trying to tell us his name but ~ someone ~ kept telling we don’t care!
Seth: .. whatever, birdbrain.
maybe it’s inevitable - eddie munson x reader
SUMMARY: You build up the courage to finally ask Eddie on a date! Buuut he thinks you’re just trying to buy drugs. 😬
TAGS: eddie munson x fem!cheerleader!reader, angst to fluff, Eddie is an idiot who doesn’t believe you’d ask him out, pining, no season spoilees!
WORD COUNT: 1.8k
[ EDDIE’S POV (Part Two) ]
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Y/N POV
It was just like any other normal day at Hawkins High. You were sitting with Chrissy and all your friends, but yet again staring hopelessly at the Hellfire table. Well, not quite the whole table…
“You’re so gone for him,” Chrissy laughed, her ponytail swishing behind her.
You wish you could argue, but she’s so right.
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Literally can’t imagine Luka being anything but a public menace doing bike parkour on his way to the bakery, judging by how he busted down the door
She could go literally anywhere...
So it’s finally starting to snow where I am and for the past week I’ve had this recurring thought in my head. What if the horsemen where in a snowball fight, like their human friends introduced it to them and out of nowhere someone threw a snowball at one of them and all hell broke lose.
Picture it. A crisp winter day. The sky colored in different shades of gray. Pure white snow completely blankets a hibernating forest. All is calm and quiet. Despite the cold, it is peaceful. Tranquil even.
Until....
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!"
No one knew who threw the first snowball. And at this point no one really cared. For four of the most feared warriors in existence had been split into two teams of two to pelt the other with frozen puffs of water.
Using the surrounding area to build sturdy forts of combat, the once quiet atmosphere turns into a battlefield of skill and endurance.
Battle cries can be heard for miles on end, but also the unmistakable sounds of laughter, from all of them.
Those closest to the Horsemen could easily feel that this is the first time this broken yet close nit family had any sort of fun in a very long time. One that's long overdue.
A little head canon that drunk Hunter gets all lovey-dovey with everyone
Imagine Eddie asking Bobby for cooking lessons. He’s vague about the request, just says that he wants to be better at cooking so Christopher doesn’t always ask for takeout. Bobby starts with the simple stuff which Eddie appreciates, but after two “lessons” he asks Bobby how to make a particular dish, one that everybody knows is Buck’s favorite. Bobby doesn’t say anything, but invites Eddie over to his house to teach him how to make it. Eddie pointedly ignores the knowing looks Bobby and Athena share the entire time.
A week later he calls Bobby in a panic because he’s overcooked the meat and undercooked the veggies, but it’s Athena that answers the phone because Bobby is asleep. She tells him to calm down and wait fifteen minutes before hanging up the phone without another word. He doesn’t calm down because Buck is supposed to arrive in 20 minutes.
A knock on the door 10 minutes later sends him spiraling and he throws the door open with a weird apology he hasn’t even thought through, but stops short at seeing Athena standing there holding a warm pizza from Buck’s favorite place with a knowing smirk on her face.
“You’re overthinking it,” Athena says, passing over the pizza. “Feed him junk food and tell him you love him.”
Wow.
It's so freaking apt.
Asmodeus: “Satan beat up a man at the supermarket.”
Satan: “Wow, that makes it sound more dramatic than it was.”
Leviathan: “It’s online, Satan, you knocked him out.”
Satan: “He hit his head on the counter.”
Lucifer: “Wait what do you mean ‘online?’”
Belphegor: “Someone had an iPhone and they recorded it.”
Satan: “Yeah but it doesn’t show what happened before. This guy cut in front of me, called me a bitch.”
Lucifer: “So you hit him?”
Satan: “I confronted him.”
Mammon: “You knocked him out with a bag of frozen French fries.”
Literally can’t imagine Luka being anything but a public menace doing bike parkour on his way to the bakery, judging by how he busted down the door