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So I was playing with the incorrect quote generator and this happened.

Enhypen Reacts: “There’s only one bed”

(it’s hard finding ot7 gifs so ill jus be using this adorable heeseung gif! hope you dont mind!) 

Heeseung 

- while i believe heeseung would want to give you the bed and just sleep on the floor like the gentleman he is, i also believe he is not willing to give up a good sleep 

- “uhh i can sleep allllll the way to the side if you’d like?” 

- (that’s his way of secretly telling you how much he does not want to sleep on the floor) 

- he should’ve just sucked it up and slept on the floor 

- spends the entire night uncomfy anyway cause he’s being really careful not to get too close to you (doesn’t want you to be uncomfy no matter how many times you say he can come closer) 

- grumpy for the rest of the morning cause his neck hurts 

Jay 

- does not care

- like at all 

- “dude get in bed it’s literally whatever” 

- somehow manages to not embarrass himself 

- makes fun of you the entire next morning for being so stiff 

- “you were literally lying on your back looking straight up!” 

- if it makes you feel better, he was awake the entire night inching further and further away every time you got closer to him 

Jake

- offers to sleep on the floor immediately 

- doesn’t even wanna ask if he can sleep on the bed 

- so he ends up letting you have it for the whole night

- even though you tell him it’s 1000 percent fine

- horrified when he wakes up the next morning and realizes he crawled into bed with you 

- lowkey was the best sleep he’s ever had though 

- in the clouds the rest of the day 

Sunghoon 

- bye this mf does not have time for “oMg ThErE’s OnLy OnE bEd” 

- “if you sleep on one side and I sleep on the other there’s no problem” 

- will make a barrier with pillows to make sure you don’t get more than an inch of your part of the bed

- yeah he’s petty 

- (even though HE broke the barrier by cuddling up with YOU but who’s business is that) 

- when he wakes up with you in his arms he pulls himself out, wakes you up, and goes 

- “couldn’t even go a night without cuddling me huh?” 

- smug asf till jake tells you HE was the one who cuddled first 

Sunoo 

- real shit does he care

- like yeah omg its embarrassing 

- but he is not finna get the best out of his sleep if he’s on the FLOOR 

- so he tells you exactly that 

- “my face mask isn’t gonna work properly if im on the floor soooo” 

- “sunoo that doesn’t even make sense?” 

- sunoo who is ignoring you cause he’s getting his blankets ready: 

- all in all he does a great job staying on his side cause he doesn’t want to accidentally get his face mask on you 

Jungwon 

- BYE THIS MF WOULD LOG OUTTTT 

- he will literally sleep under that mf bed if it means he doesn’t have to sleep on it with you 

- acts like it’s because he’s being a gentleman but it’s cause he’s lowkey scared he’s gonna sleep talk or do something embarrassing 

- after you convince him it’s fine, he still feels weird so he’s lying on the bed stiff asf 

- ends up popping in his sleep and smacking you in the face <3

- is horrified and will not look at you for the rest of the day 

Ni-ki 

- PLSSS I FEEL LIKE HE’D SAY SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE 

- “hmm i guess you can sleep on the bed and not the floor this time” 

- and you’re like “??” and he just doesn’t elaborate 

- when it’s time to sleep, he’s sleeping in a really neat manner 

- but within 20 minutes this mf has pushed you off the bed twice, and he has all his long ass limbs on you 

- in the morning your back hurts, you’re tired asf, and you’re grumpy and yk what ni-ki has to say? 

- “i slept like a baby :)”

~end~ 

my first post after being gone forever! i hope you guys enjoy! -si 

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yall ever think abt how wild the bau team is: a feral old man, a man who experiences one emotion (discontent), male model who flirts with every single member of the team, nerdy kid who looks like he trips over his shoelaces with every step, cyber criminal, mom who will throw hands at the pta meeting, & repressed goth