If The Boop Button Never Gets Revived Then I Think Ill Be Traumatized For The Rest Of My Life, Because

If the boop button never gets revived then I think I’ll be traumatized for the rest of my life, because I’ve just officially confirmed that I witnessed it die before my very eyes. I was in the middle of booping when it happened.

Guys I was booping, as one naturally does, when I discovered you can self boop.

Safe to say things got out of hand really quickly…

I just think whoever decided, when 911 was doing it’s sort of soft reboot in season 2, that buck needed a sister and wrote the character of Maddie deserves the world.

They really looked at this show and said: you know what this show needs? Big Sister Energy. And Jennifer Love Hewitt. And they were right.

the bride and her ugly ass groom......

A/N: A dialogue drabble for one of the many times when the team must have been questioned by the IA department.

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Interviewer: Tell me how this all started.

Deeks, drawing in a breath between his pursed lips: Ooh, that’s an interesting question. Well, I began as a lawyer—you know, wanting to see justice served and all that—but I realized that wasn’t for me, so I applied to the police academy. I didn’t have the easiest time there.

Interviewer: Agent Deeks, perhaps you could just stick to your time here with NCIS.

Deeks: It’s actually Investigator Deeks. Don’t ask me why. Do you want to hear about my first case with NCIS when I was just a detective, my 10 and a half years as a liaison, or my most recent position as an investigator?

Interview, bemused: Whichever you think is most relevant to your work with the agency.

Deeks, pleasantly: Oh, I’d say they’re all relevant. My first case with NCIS really forged my place on the team, though it took some time for everyone to realize my brilliance. As a liaison, I had the pleasure of forging a relationship between NCIS and LAPD for the betterment of both agencies with the intent of reducing miscommunications, errors, and—

Interviewer: Investigator Deeks, are you quoting directly from the handbook?

Deeks: I am a lawyer. It’s kind of our thing.

Interviewer: You’re still a lawyer?

Deeks, shrugging: I like to have options. By the way, page 326 in the handbook has a very critical, and potentially legally disastrous, error which I’d be happy to tell you about if you ask nicely.

Interviewer: I think we’re done here.

Deeks: Happy to be of help. *he starts to walk away* The legal offer still stands if you change your mind!

So I was stuck in class during the eclipse while my whole family took pictures on our porch enjoying the scenery…so I took one of their photo’s and photoshopped me in because I wanted to be able to enjoy the moment too. 😭