I Have This Whole Head Cannon In My Head Where Kazs Mom Was A Merchants Daughter Who Was Disowned For

I have this whole head cannon in my head where Kaz’s mom was a merchants daughter who was disowned for falling in love with a farmer. Her best friend was Marya Hendriks who married her younger brother Jan. After she was disowned Jan pretended she never existed and forced Marya to do the same.

This is where it becomes fully fanfic territory. When Marya was hospitalized she entirely forgot her old best friend, who was brave enough to fight for love over money/comfort. Wylan brings her back to the Van Eck estate and she begins to remember her old life. She meets one of her sons best friends one day and suddenly the memories unlock, could be his eyes or his smile or even better his scheming face. But suddenly she finds her best friend and discovers she’s dead and how much her children suffered. Bonus points if she finds letters Mrs. Rietveld wrote about her life and children.

Matthias: how do you guys usually get out of these types of messes?

Jesper: We don't. We just make bigger messes and they cancel each other out

Inej: That's not how that works, Jesper

"She can't keep them all safe" - Harpy Hare

I will say it once I will say it again. I'M SO UPSET THE SPINOFF WAS CANCELED!!!

IT’S AUTUMN, SUCKERS!

Joke’s on me, I almost had heatstroke yesterday. It’s eternal summer here, I’ll just hide in the pumpkin patch in my heart…

One of the touch excercises to overcome his adversion with Inej (i hc) would be like that thing where you hold hands and trace shapes on each other's excepts its like super competitive between them. Like they'll trace super hard to guess things and the other would be dumbfounded. demo-->

Inej: Guess what it is.

Kaz: ...?

Inej: Suli stuffed-tart (something)

kaz is definitely one of those people with an ancient car that is probably on the verge of breaking down at all times but they worship it like their child and refuse to let anyone else drive it (except for maybe inej)

the crows also definitely have to get inej to ask to stop for rest stops on roadtrips when he’s driving because he would just ignore anyone else