Thought Of This Scene As Soon As A I Saw This Picture

thought of this scene as soon as a i saw this picture

IT’S AUTUMN, SUCKERS!

Joke’s on me, I almost had heatstroke yesterday. It’s eternal summer here, I’ll just hide in the pumpkin patch in my heart…

I have this whole head cannon in my head where Kaz’s mom was a merchants daughter who was disowned for falling in love with a farmer. Her best friend was Marya Hendriks who married her younger brother Jan. After she was disowned Jan pretended she never existed and forced Marya to do the same.

This is where it becomes fully fanfic territory. When Marya was hospitalized she entirely forgot her old best friend, who was brave enough to fight for love over money/comfort. Wylan brings her back to the Van Eck estate and she begins to remember her old life. She meets one of her sons best friends one day and suddenly the memories unlock, could be his eyes or his smile or even better his scheming face. But suddenly she finds her best friend and discovers she’s dead and how much her children suffered. Bonus points if she finds letters Mrs. Rietveld wrote about her life and children.

ahhhhh

i got another baby toad and it ate alot so i named her nina zenik as she tryed to contaly jump and tryed to jump out of my hand so now the tank she and kaz are in is named the ice cort

I’m not sure how to phrase this but it’s a good thing Kaz is the more morally bankrupt of Kaz and Inej bc if you swapped their roles Kaz would never push Inej to become a better person,,, like he’s such a ‘i <3 evil women’ kinda guy that he would not give fuck about any of the atrocities Inej is committing like 😭

oh she cut out someone’s tongue bc they were being annoying? Well that person shouldn’t have been annoying, he doesn’t know what to tell you

Like this would be him:

Like all the rest of the crows are looking on in horror as Kaz is twirling his hair and giggling

Role swap Kanej is such a fascinating concept to explore, just Inej being a menace and Kaz cheering her on (not that canon Kaz wouldn’t also do that)

(Also I tried to find the ‘shut the fuck up there’s nothing wrong with evil women’ post but I could not find it 😭) (If anyone could get me the link that would be helpful 🙏)

"She can't keep them all safe" - Harpy Hare

I will say it once I will say it again. I'M SO UPSET THE SPINOFF WAS CANCELED!!!