Unpacked :]

unpacked :]

the fates already fucked me sideways swinging by my neck from the family tree

STOP TAKING BOB'S CHUBBY CHEEKS AWAY!!!!!!

biblically accurate middle aged p.cakes (post-divorce) in which they:

1. don’t have a child to solve their marital problems 2. both come to terms with what they really want in life

bob, a husband & a peaceful domestic life 

eliza, no spouse or children, simply money and steamy one night stands with hot mediterranean men

3. only remain in contact with each other because they formed some kind of weird fucked up bond by marrying so young and being so miserable together.. they also split custody for their cats

Sims 4 Bob Pancakes Makeover

Okay, I know I took *some* liberties with him, but... I just needed to. I didn't think the original Bob looked good with Eliza. BUT I didn't change any of his presets! Which is why his nose looks bad... Otherwise, I think he looks pretty decent. I wanted to keep make him look more like a slob sense he has that trait, so I tried to make his clothes look basic. And his formal ware looks like he doesn't even care XD Also, I trimmed him down a bit lol. Well, now it would be interesting to see what his new genetics combined with Eliza's would look like as their child.