I Cannot Express How Much I Hate The Minecraft Movie Trailer.

I Cannot Express How Much I Hate The Minecraft Movie Trailer.

First things first; who told them the nether portal was blue. Because I will find you. It's never NOT been purple.

Portal aside, the graphics are fucking SHIT.

I would've ABSOLUTELY preferred something fully animated over that crap.

Instead of putting actual effort into it, they made the sheep and the llama look stupid and the whole rest of the world just looks weird.

Like...

THATS NOT MINECRAFT?????

The piglins and ghasts look sick as hell, I'll admit, but you can't make the animals look like THAT. WHY DOES THE SHEEP HAVE HUMAN TEETH.

Okay. It's a choice, but it's still not my biggest issue.

Next, casting.

Why, on god's green earth, is JACK BLACK playing STEVE??? The reason he worked in The Mario Movie is because THAT WAS FULLY ANIMATED. I'm sorry, I love the guy. I do. But he's not good for Steve.

The famous names on your cast aren't the reason people are watching your movie. I can promise if you had lesser known actors playing more interesting characters in a more lovingly-made movie, it'd be about 50x better.

Also, if I may, we know NOTHING about the plot. We knew stuff about Mario, we knew stuff about FNaF, and we knew stuff about Barbie.

All we know is 3 jokes in the community that they've taken at surface-level and used that.

Forgive me if what I'm about to say makes no sense, I'm very emotional about how shitty this movie looks. But I believe that this whole film is gonna be full of awful, simple, overused jokes. I think it'll be the "...iiit's right behind me, isn't it? 😬" type of humor, and not a worthwhile plot.

Minecraft is about existence, and being, and creating your own world - Taking the earth from beneath your feet and making a home, your own place to belong. Carving out your place in a world that goes on forever.

I wish I believed in this movie; I wish it wasn't a cheap cash grab, and was instead a permanent immortalization of the game that has been such a great part of my life. I wish that instead of Jack Black, all the creators that helped to make this game and community famous were included and featured and honored. I was even hoping that maybe, for just a second, we might get a shot of a pig in a crown for Technoblade.

But if THAT is what the movie is going to be, if THAT is how they want this community and game to be remembered- I think I'm happy they're probably not going to do that.

We don't want this movie. Not if that is how you're going to do it.

YESYESYESYES YOU ARE SO SO RIGHT!!!!! I AM *FIGHTING* TO CONVINCE MY BEST FRIEND TO DO EMDUO COSPLAY WITH ME. SHE'S SHORT AND BLONDE SO THERES CPHIL AND IVE BEEN D Y I N G TO DO CTECHNO.

i will SCREAM and SHOUT and AUUUUUGJFJFFJDJKDKFKFLFKFDK

my friend called me a while ago and said she wanted to cosplay emeraldduo with me yippee

i'm so hyperfixated on making and planning my techno cosplay bc i've been wanting to make one for a while and i finally have an excuse

bouncing off the walls high energy adhd moment over here

YIPPEE GUNS

WE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS

my friend called me a while ago and said she wanted to cosplay emeraldduo with me yippee

i'm so hyperfixated on making and planning my techno cosplay bc i've been wanting to make one for a while and i finally have an excuse

bouncing off the walls high energy adhd moment over here

I added a bit of northern style. I think it suits him

l’manberg war, 2020, not colorized