A Minecraft Movie - Tumblr Posts
thinking of posting minecraft memes
to support my youtube channel! would anyone wanna see that? :D
Erm what the Creaking?
drew the creaking :D really appreciating this mob despite the harshness of some people on reddit lol lmk how i could improve it! i suck at drawing trees so give me some slack haha
had to post, it made me laugh lol
Bruh the fact that this crafting recipe from the monecraft movie was literally just "here's a buncha junk thrown at the table" makes me just... flabbergasted
Like bruh how do you make ANYTHING from just throwing random ass shit in the crafting table
Frog's wacky modded minecraft adventure!!!
Hell was supposed to be warm.
Trailer just dropped!
So did my faith in humanity.
Oh my God Karen you can't just ask people why they're white
minecraft trailer
I saw the Minecraft trailer recently
No need to share all my thoughts, but considering I've seen some other people talk about it, I figured I'd offer my biggest complain with the trailer and what I'd like a Minecraft movie to be like
Problem: They made everything about Minecraft a joke, including the player avatar. You, yourself, are the joke in this god awful movie, that scoffs on the entire idea of the game. This is the game that gives us the line "And the universe said I love you", and the movie gives us screaming pink sheep
Want: I dunno who else read this as a kid, but a while back I read this book called Minecraft The Island. And, while I understand it would be a lot harder to get the rights for it, it contains everything I'd look for in a Minecraft movie, and has a plot so we don't have to make up some nonsense about piglins. It deals with the single player experience, and cold nights alone in holes, and the panic of almost dying in hardcore, and everything. Hell it was based of a the authors experience with Minecraft. So, that's what I'd like
Also, side note, not that I ever expected it, but the child in my heart still wants a Gameknight999 adaptation lol
YES!
Literally was saying the other day they should just adapt Minecraft The Island. It would be so much better
5 ways to do a Minecraft Movie that doesn’t suck:
1. Do an adaptation of Max Brooks: The Island. This is already a fascinating retelling of what waking up in Minecraft would be like and it was written by the guy who wrote World War Z! I genuinely don’t know why they didn’t do this in the first place because Jack Black is the guy who read the audiobook! It’s so obvious it’s painful!
2. If you must have “real people in Minecraft” then have them wake up there without knowing how they got there. Steve tells them if they defeat the Ender Dragon the portal that opens after will take them home. Boom. Now your entire plot is your characters working towards defeating the dragon and going home. You still get the nether and piglins. You still get creepers and villages and maybe even raids. You get the whole gauntlet of what Minecraft offers.
3. Do it Wall-E and Cast Away style. Guy wakes up in Minecraft, does not know how or why he’s there. Most of the action is conveyed entirely through pantomime, with one guy. He’s alone in Minecraft and he needs to survive. The film is him struggling as he comes to grips with the weird mechanics of the world such as floating trees and creepers.
4. Do it as a semi-horror movie. Have the majority of the day segments be about a guy trying to prepare, have the nights be horror filled encounters where each day there’s a new terror he’s not familiar with. Culminate with him slowly getting worse and worse off until he finds a village. Have him get taken in and brought back to health. He decides to defend the village, and the final battle is him putting his survival skills and knowledge to the test against a very aggressive raid.
5. Literally just animate Minecraft Story Mode. Keep it animated all the way through. It’s just Story Mode but with better graphics and more concise editing. Oh wait! That’s already being done now! It’s called “Block by Block: The Amulet” and it’s going to be premiering on YouTube in 2025 and it’s being made by fans of the game!
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And those are just the first 5 I literally thought up while in my car waiting to pick up food. This is not a hard concept. Like Minecraft offers up SO MANY potential ideas for stories. Why did they pick the worst way to do this?
Then they turned to Story mode and apologized to it profusely, it was that bad holy shit
Warner Bros: what did y'all think of the movie teaser! :D
The Minecraft fandom:
Over the past few days Docm77, like many of us, has been going through the five stages of Minecraft movie grief
just saw the official minecraft movie trailer wtf did i just watch
WHY IS JACK BLACK STEVE I AM PHYSICALLY REPLUSED BY THIS MOVIE WHY ARE THERE REAL HUMANS IN THIS SQUARE ASS WORLD HOLLYWOOD PLZ STOP MAKING STUFF LIVE ACTION-
istg if its like the whole jumanji tron steryotype where they get sucked up into the game thru a computer
atleast the creeper looks like a plant so YAYAYYAA THEORIES CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GO!!!
super bowl commercial-lookin ass movie
the only good thing about the minecraft movie is jack black but i wish he wasn't steve
I HATE THE MINECRAFT MOVIE SO MUCH IT SHOULD HAVE HAD MEANING AND PURPOSE AND "THE UNIVERSE SAID I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE LOVE" BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
I Cannot Express How Much I Hate The Minecraft Movie Trailer.
First things first; who told them the nether portal was blue. Because I will find you. It's never NOT been purple.
Portal aside, the graphics are fucking SHIT.
I would've ABSOLUTELY preferred something fully animated over that crap.
Instead of putting actual effort into it, they made the sheep and the llama look stupid and the whole rest of the world just looks weird.
Like...
THATS NOT MINECRAFT?????
The piglins and ghasts look sick as hell, I'll admit, but you can't make the animals look like THAT. WHY DOES THE SHEEP HAVE HUMAN TEETH.
Okay. It's a choice, but it's still not my biggest issue.
Next, casting.
Why, on god's green earth, is JACK BLACK playing STEVE??? The reason he worked in The Mario Movie is because THAT WAS FULLY ANIMATED. I'm sorry, I love the guy. I do. But he's not good for Steve.
The famous names on your cast aren't the reason people are watching your movie. I can promise if you had lesser known actors playing more interesting characters in a more lovingly-made movie, it'd be about 50x better.
Also, if I may, we know NOTHING about the plot. We knew stuff about Mario, we knew stuff about FNaF, and we knew stuff about Barbie.
All we know is 3 jokes in the community that they've taken at surface-level and used that.
Forgive me if what I'm about to say makes no sense, I'm very emotional about how shitty this movie looks. But I believe that this whole film is gonna be full of awful, simple, overused jokes. I think it'll be the "...iiit's right behind me, isn't it? 😬" type of humor, and not a worthwhile plot.
Minecraft is about existence, and being, and creating your own world - Taking the earth from beneath your feet and making a home, your own place to belong. Carving out your place in a world that goes on forever.
I wish I believed in this movie; I wish it wasn't a cheap cash grab, and was instead a permanent immortalization of the game that has been such a great part of my life. I wish that instead of Jack Black, all the creators that helped to make this game and community famous were included and featured and honored. I was even hoping that maybe, for just a second, we might get a shot of a pig in a crown for Technoblade.
But if THAT is what the movie is going to be, if THAT is how they want this community and game to be remembered- I think I'm happy they're probably not going to do that.
We don't want this movie. Not if that is how you're going to do it.
"the minecraft movie is bad" but yall know 2018 you wouldve ATE this shit up.
like yes its bad, and does minecraft terrible justice, but the entire point of minecraft is to get creative. Roleplaying included. Just imagine your watching someone else's minecraft roleplay, but as what they imagined it to be. In this case, they imagined real people. Yes, it's inaccurate. Yes, it's a copy of jumanji, but it's for inner 12 year old you who would stay up all night roleplaying with their cousins, friends and siblings. Give it a fucking chance dude
im only defending this shit because it gave me nostalgia, especially with how colorful everything is in the trailer.
are people stupid? we've already had a minecraft movie this whole time.
