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THIS TOOK TOO LONG why did I do this to myself LOL Based of this post I made earlier. Added extra scene below. Dick is also the hardest one to draw for me.. idky Pretty boys are not my strong suit XD

It's his weakness...

😎fan art

Culparía a la pérdida de sangre, pero contestaría lo mismo en cualquier otra situación.

-Kinetic Abilities Prompt List H Edition

Hagio-Ergokinesis - Control Divine Energy

I elevated my childhood dog to god status when he died. Now he keeps making things easier for me because he loves me so much.

I know I banished you a while back but you’re the only one who knew how to fight me right so… Wanna be un-banished?

Maybe the angels wouldn’t hate me that much if I didn’t ask them to do my chores when I summoned them.

Haemokinesis - Control Blood

Yeah my vein sculptures totally aren’t the crystallized blood of my enemies. That’d be too much.

The only reason I won’t register that I can manipulate blood is that I use it to cheat at sports. 

I would’ve hoped you wouldn’t see your blood clone. I was really hoping to keep them a secret as much as possible. 

Hakai-Ergokinesis - Control Destructive Energy

I’ve only got low-level chaos abilities. So your barista getting your name so wrong it became a curse word? That’s all me.

Remote detonation comes in handy. Especially with doomsday devices where a timer would be contrived.

Yeah I can summon demons but I’m basically their coworker so I can’t make them do a whole lot.

Halokinesis - Control Salt

Did you know you can pop your cells if they don’t have the right amount of salt? Just thought you should know.

Salt is actually very important in baked goods, even when only a little is needed. Good luck without it though.

You may have felt you were using your water supply faster than you thought- I’ve been salting the air around you to dry you out. 

Hallucikinesis - Control Illusions

You thought you beat me and led a normal life afterwards? I am your life.

I’ve been using an appearance illusion on myself ever since I figured out I was transgender. It’s been really helping.

The pettiest use I figured out if making people think there’s a spider in their room. No actual harm but it makes them worry over nothing.

Heliokinesis - Control Solar Energy

My underground compound gets solar energy so I can stay off the grid while devising schemes.

I’m constantly bested by my enemy with lunar energy because the moon’s just always out and about.

I’ve isolated myself because I radiate nuclear radiation and don’t know how to stop it.

Hyalokinesis - Control Glass

Yeah I’m the world famous glass blower but you can’t come to my studio… Okay, you can if you can keep a secret.

It seems kinda dumb but I can talk to my fiancee via the diamond ring I got her and I love it.

It took a lot of practice to find the frequency your secret identities’ glasses shattered at and to me, it’s my greatest power over you.

Hyetokinesis - Control Rain

I’ve been in a major depression and the rain I make when I’m sad isn’t exactly helping.

Next time I see you in the rain, one of those drops is gonna be dense as a bullet headed right for you.

I can ‘swim’ through the rain but lightening still poses a real and terrifying threat to me.

Hydrokinesis - Control Water

I teamed up with some marine biologists to make a perfect cylinder through the water for them to drive around through so they could observe the ocean firsthand in their mobile research bus.

My nemesis loves to surf so I asked my buddy who lives near the beach to give me an alert every time they go. No more waves that day for them.

It may seem like my secret facility has a leak problem, but if you step in that water, I know you’re there.

Hygrokinesis - Control Vapor

Check out these cool vape tricks.

That figure emerging from the fog? That’s me. Sick trick huh?

I see you’re enjoying a beverage. Too bad it’s gas now.

Hypnokinesis - Control Sleep Functions of Oneself and Others

When I say lights out, I mean it. 

Before i knew I could just shut myself down I had horrible insomnia. My life is so much better now.

My enemies can’t fight me if they’re passed out on my floor instead.

I love your hero and villain writings so so much. If you’re interested, maybe you could do a snippet about an older villain picking up a newbie villain to train and realizing the newbie has the strength to easily kill them and their reaction to that fact?

The villain stared at the room, wide-eyed. The smoking ruin of a bunker with the teenager untouched and unscathed in the centre. 

The younger smirked at them, waggling their fingers, all cockiness except for the hunger in their eyes. 

“You,” the villain said, slow and appreciative, “are quite something, aren’t you? You’re beautiful. Deadly.” They let the flattery slip from their tongue and watched the younger lap of every drop of praise.

“I could take you apart in my sleep. Remind me why I need your help again?” 

The villain smirked back, strolling forward, catching the other’s chin between two fingers. “You don’t need my help,” they said.”You do want my attention though, don’t you? You’re practically gasping for approval with that little piece of showmanship there. It’s very cute.” 

The teenager coloured at that. 

The villain tightened their grip slightly to keep the younger’s stare from sliding away. “Also, raw power won’t give you the world. You could probably take it without my help, but I don’t think you’d hold it very long. It’s the problem with having that much power, typical child genius finally swimming outside of their little fish bowl. You’re not used to having to think too hard because your gifts giving you 90% of the world and whatever you like. I can give you that 10% you’re itching for. The strategies, the connections, the reputation…” The villain smiled. “You’re a perfect weapon and I think I know just where we should point you first.”

“I could just kill you and take your connections that way.”

The villain laughed. “No one follows a tyrant for long, kid. Fear is useful - loyalty works much better if you want to avoid a mutiny. You’re powerful. You’re not invincible. If the masses turn on you you’ll be left with a graveyard to rule and that sounds rather grim for everyone involved. Don’t you think? Power is nothing without someone to exercise it on and someone to appreciate it.” 

The teenager was powerful, yes. There was absolutely no denying that now. But, as a general rule, the villain had learned people didn’t generally turn to their criminal professions as a top choice. They all wanted something that normal life wouldn’t give them. With someone who already had all the power…the villain softened their expression. “And I do appreciate it,” they said. “The world turned it’s back on you, feared you for what you could do, would see what you are locked away and used when and where they say for their ends. I am not the world.” 

The kid didn’t come to them for training - they came for validation, for understanding. And, well, affection was the easiest manipulation in the world. 

The villain let go and looked around their broken training room. “Dinner on me? I’d say you’ve probably just about worked up an appetite.”

The teenager grinned.

Bruce Wayne drinking at a gala to keep up his secret identity: *crashing into tables, threesomes in broom closets, drunken shenanigans, vodka and tequila everywhere*

Bruce Wayne actually drunk: *after four beers has to be physically restrained from drunk texting Jason “im sorry” with the laughing crying emoji next to it because he thought that one was the sad crying emoji*

Some more of the Big Bird! (With Eye in the Sky and Little Bird, respectively). 

The real joy of fanfiction is getting to read several versions of the exact same, oddly specific plot written by different people and seeing the small ways things differ and falling in love with every one.

“the queen never asked to be queen, she had responsibility thrust upon her and had to carry a nation when she was just a young adult” ok jesse pinkman was a young adult when his former chemistry teacher blackmailed him into cooking meth with him and he carried the weight of everyone’s sins without colonizing multiple nations. also he lived bitch.

jason steals all of dicks friends/gfs/bfs BY ACCIDENT. when dick brings it up one time in a fight or something jason is just APPALLED at himself. he should’ve been doing it on PURPOSE. he could’ve been weaponizing this trend the whole damn time. he’s frustrated with himself. well, now he just has to make up for lost time.

Anon this is the Biggest Brained Take. Jason, after stealing half the og Titans, "wait i could have been doing this with planning!" And speeds it up.

And then he lands up in Blüdhaven to flirt with Dick's cop coworkers.

Eventually, when there's a combined party with the Titans and Blüd's cops, it's Jason inviting Dick

When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

I spent my life working without a safety net… because I’ve always had someone to catch me if I fell. My parents, my father, my other father, my friends, and my brothers. We all need someone to catch us when we fall… someone who makes us feel safe.

NIGHTWING #079 (2021) 

Once again I saw this:  

And it fitted so much, I had to :

I know for a fact Bruce would give the most powerful and destructive dad hugs. they are always unexpected they are always suffocating he says nothing before or after. crush the child within the muscles. its a car compactor but for children.

“La magia del caos es simple de dominar” recitó al Agente del Caos, “solo necesitas una fe inquebrantable en que tendrá un resultado, a pesar que todo indica lo contrario, y lo tendrá. Nuestra magia es tan natural como respirar, lo haces de forma inconsciente todo el tiempo y no te das cuenta.”

“Para nosotros solo es cuestión de querer y hacer lo que se sienta correcto para nuestros propósitos, por eso es complicado dominar la magia del caos para aquellos sin el don innato, porque los demás tratan de forzar su voluntad en el río mientras que nosotros sabemos que solo hay que fluir con la corriente.”

Chaos Magic is the hardest to learn but the easiest to master. All it requires is the abject belief that your ritual will have an effect, despite all evidence to the contrary, and then it will.

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

I just keep thinking about :

Kowalski analysis!

Every once and a while, the Batkids will try and pretend to be Bruce over the radio whilst on patrol.

Tim (as low and gravelly as he can go): "Oracle! Analysis!" Barbara (nonplussed): "Red Robin, I can see which channels are lit up when you speak, I know that's you." Tim: "I AM THE NIIIIIIIGHT...!"

Batman is not pleased. The kids only do this more.

thinking it would be really funny if Tim is one of those people with just.. intense baby face.

Like he goes to Bruce after Jason dies and he’s 13 at the time but Bruce is just like where are your parents because he thinks he’s like no older than 9.

And when Jason comes back and attempts to attack Tim in titans tower he snaps out of the pit rage because…baby

He goes out with dick who is like mid - late twenties and Tim is like late teens and everyone thinks dick is his dad and dick just has a mental breakdown

EVEN FUNNIER when Damian comes Tim only gets like a few years before Damian looks like his older brother

He’s still able to pose as a teenage for missions when he’s like… 27

I just think it would be so funny

Bludhaven is a fresh air?

Yeah sure, now you will say that Gotham is bright and shiny

dick: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave gotham to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried

jason: nothin like the smog and shmuck of gotham to get the blood pumping

dick: you need to get tested like immediately

Hey, at least Batman only kick goons butts! :D

The second young, queer Gothamites find out about the Batkids being queer, they will understand that coming out can be scary but at least they dont have to come out to THE Batman.

Jason: We need a distraction! Any volunteers!?

Tim: Hey Kon!

Jason: There's no way your boy toy is listening right now-

Kon: You called?

Jason: Wow. Just like a dog. Alright. Why is Superboy distracting for us today?

Kon: Tim lost poker night and owes me

Dick: Guys, we need to focus on-

Jason: No, no, no. We're getting into this. Timmy, how in fuck did you lose poker!? You can count cards blindfolded and drugged!

Kon: I took off my shirt

Jason: Ok, you're both thirsty idiots. Good to know

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

Some drawings from little edits Ive posted the past month or so. You can see them on my insta (@star_bite) or TikTok (@star_bite)

"The butts matches is real"

Fics where Batman's identity gets revealed with his death and the robins just keep on doing their shit are so funny.

Tim Drake at his CEO job like: yes, our father Bruce Wayne was batman. No, none of us know the identities of his associates that have our exact built and haircuts. No further questions.