Thinking It Would Be Really Funny If Tim Is One Of Those People With Just.. Intense Baby Face.

thinking it would be really funny if Tim is one of those people with just.. intense baby face.

Like he goes to Bruce after Jason dies and he’s 13 at the time but Bruce is just like where are your parents because he thinks he’s like no older than 9.

And when Jason comes back and attempts to attack Tim in titans tower he snaps out of the pit rage because…baby

He goes out with dick who is like mid - late twenties and Tim is like late teens and everyone thinks dick is his dad and dick just has a mental breakdown

EVEN FUNNIER when Damian comes Tim only gets like a few years before Damian looks like his older brother

He’s still able to pose as a teenage for missions when he’s like… 27

I just think it would be so funny

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

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Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

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Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

Some more of the Big Bird! (With Eye in the Sky and Little Bird, respectively). 

I love your hero and villain writings so so much. If you’re interested, maybe you could do a snippet about an older villain picking up a newbie villain to train and realizing the newbie has the strength to easily kill them and their reaction to that fact?

The villain stared at the room, wide-eyed. The smoking ruin of a bunker with the teenager untouched and unscathed in the centre. 

The younger smirked at them, waggling their fingers, all cockiness except for the hunger in their eyes. 

“You,” the villain said, slow and appreciative, “are quite something, aren’t you? You’re beautiful. Deadly.” They let the flattery slip from their tongue and watched the younger lap of every drop of praise.

“I could take you apart in my sleep. Remind me why I need your help again?” 

The villain smirked back, strolling forward, catching the other’s chin between two fingers. “You don’t need my help,” they said.”You do want my attention though, don’t you? You’re practically gasping for approval with that little piece of showmanship there. It’s very cute.” 

The teenager coloured at that. 

The villain tightened their grip slightly to keep the younger’s stare from sliding away. “Also, raw power won’t give you the world. You could probably take it without my help, but I don’t think you’d hold it very long. It’s the problem with having that much power, typical child genius finally swimming outside of their little fish bowl. You’re not used to having to think too hard because your gifts giving you 90% of the world and whatever you like. I can give you that 10% you’re itching for. The strategies, the connections, the reputation…” The villain smiled. “You’re a perfect weapon and I think I know just where we should point you first.”

“I could just kill you and take your connections that way.”

The villain laughed. “No one follows a tyrant for long, kid. Fear is useful - loyalty works much better if you want to avoid a mutiny. You’re powerful. You’re not invincible. If the masses turn on you you’ll be left with a graveyard to rule and that sounds rather grim for everyone involved. Don’t you think? Power is nothing without someone to exercise it on and someone to appreciate it.” 

The teenager was powerful, yes. There was absolutely no denying that now. But, as a general rule, the villain had learned people didn’t generally turn to their criminal professions as a top choice. They all wanted something that normal life wouldn’t give them. With someone who already had all the power…the villain softened their expression. “And I do appreciate it,” they said. “The world turned it’s back on you, feared you for what you could do, would see what you are locked away and used when and where they say for their ends. I am not the world.” 

The kid didn’t come to them for training - they came for validation, for understanding. And, well, affection was the easiest manipulation in the world. 

The villain let go and looked around their broken training room. “Dinner on me? I’d say you’ve probably just about worked up an appetite.”

The teenager grinned.

THIS TOOK TOO LONG why did I do this to myself LOL Based of this post I made earlier. Added extra scene below. Dick is also the hardest one to draw for me.. idky Pretty boys are not my strong suit XD

It's his weakness...

I just keep thinking about :

Kowalski analysis!

Every once and a while, the Batkids will try and pretend to be Bruce over the radio whilst on patrol.

Tim (as low and gravelly as he can go): "Oracle! Analysis!" Barbara (nonplussed): "Red Robin, I can see which channels are lit up when you speak, I know that's you." Tim: "I AM THE NIIIIIIIGHT...!"

Batman is not pleased. The kids only do this more.