Madara: I Love The Kind Of Woman That Would Actually Just Kill Me

madara: i love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me

me:

me: i killed tobirama

madara:

madara: you did WHAT?

⋆୨୧ ₊ﾟclear skin spell ⊹ ₊ﾟɞ

Say 1-3x (or as many times as u like.) when applying moisturizer / toner/ essence/ serum, at night.

 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧,

𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬,

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭, 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐧.

𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐩, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭,

𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.

𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧, 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫,

(𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐠. 𝐚𝐜𝐧𝐞, 𝐩𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.) 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫.

me: i have created my own jutsu

kakashi: really? what do you call it?

me: catch these hands jutsu

kakashi: can you demonstr-

me: *fucking punches him in the nose*

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