Naruto Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
STAWWWP I DIDNT EXPECT THAT!! THAT WAS SO SMOOTH
Kakashi: Do you want to know your gay name?
Iruka : My... my gay name?
Kakashi: Yeah, it's your first name-
Iruka : Haha. Very funny Kakashi-
Kakashi: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Iruka : Oh- oh my god.
me: i have created my own jutsu
kakashi: really? what do you call it?
me: catch these hands jutsu
kakashi: can you demonstr-
me: *fucking punches him in the nose*
madara: i love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me
me:
me: i killed tobirama
madara:
madara: you did WHAT?
Wild take but what if Sasuke... Revengen't? Like, just live your life crazy boy, rebel by ignoring your sociopathic brother's request
Itachi: if you want reveng-
Sasuke: you JUST killed our parents I'm NOT listening to you
Itachi:
Sasuke: I'm DRINKING my daily water and going to SLEEP and having GOOD dreams SAYONARA
Y/N: -wakeless and sleepy-" ugh, I couldn't sleep"
Kakashi: "hmm, people say that if you can't sleep it's because someone is thinking about you"
Y/N: "why would someone think of me at 3 in the morning?"
Neji: -sweating nervously as he drinks his tea-
Itachi: -with a loving look- "tell me something you haven't told anyone before..."
Y/N: "like...a secret?"
Itachi: -approaching Y/N's face- "...yeah"
Y/N: "my secret is that I sing bacon pancakes every morning"
Itachi: “...”
Y/N: -approaching Madara- "I love your guitar, do you play in a band?"
Madara: -with his sword in his hand- "...it's not a guitar"
Y/N: "If 'I love you' was a promise, would you break it if you’re honest?"
Shikamaru: "probably, now don't be annoying and come hug me... the clouds look beautiful today"
Naruto: "If the rainbow lost its beauty And the flowers lost their perfume and their color, My sadness would not be so immense, As that of being left without your love."
Y/N: "I just asked if you wanted to go out for Ramen..."
Y/N: "you don't know how much I love you and how fucking beautiful you are"
Hinata: "Y-Y/N you're d-drunk"
Y/N: "Yes, I'm drunk. but you're beautiful... and tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful."
Y/N: "Itachi..."
Itachi: "Yes dear?"
Y/N: "I'll call the police"
Itachi: "why?
Y/N: "because you're so fucking beautiful, you should be illegal"
Itachi: "oh..."
Itachi: "you are beautiful too dear"
Y/N: "kakashi is like a dog"
Sakura: "why do you say that?"
T/N: "he can smell things he shouldn't"
Kakashi: "Oi, Y/N! You smell blood, are you hurt?"
Y/N: "See?"
Sakura: “...”
Kakashi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Iruka: Several traffic violations.
Sakura: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sasuke: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Naruto: Also, that's not our car.
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Kakashi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Sai: 'Prettiest Smile'
Sakura: "Nicest Personality'
Naruto: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Sasuke: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
in a text convo between neji & tenten ˚ ༘♡
tenten: hi i have a question
neji: yes i’d still love you if you were a worm.
neji: yes i’d cry if you died.
neji: yes i still love you.
neji: no i don’t want to break up.
tenten: thank you :) <3
neji: im screwed.
tenten: likely thing for you to be.
neji: ...
tenten: (ʃƪ＾3＾）