Hello World, I'm Your Wild Girl

Hello world, I'm your wild girl

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Salutations to all of you, gentlepeople!

I love making lists, so I'm gonna update my Radioapple fic recs. All of these feature great aspec representation (non-sex repulsed Alastor for the nsfw ones), great writing, great characterization and amazing storytelling. I've fallen down a rabbit hole called Hellaverse and Radioapple and I can't get out, so I'm hoping to bring all of you with me.

I'd love to read more good fanfics, so feel free to recommend your favs in the comments, please!

Lucid dreams of New Orleans by @radiaurapple . Heartbreaking, fluffy, beautiful, and amazing setting, writting and characterization. It might be becoming my favourite. Human AU (kinda), and deserving of so much love.

Of Saints and Sinners by @morningstarwrites . No list in the Radioapple fandom is complete without this. I don't think I need to write why it's great, everyone knows. The fun, the fluff, the lightheartedness, and fantastic writing skills.

Strange Apetites by GotllPhi. Human Alastor AU, gorey, sexy (nsfw), surprisingly fluffy and intense. The characterizations are on point and the storytelling is *cheff's kiss*. It's on hiatus while the author is getting married, but still a must read.

Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship series by @keelywolfe . Another nsfw one (much more so), but amazingly done and with great aspec representation. Beautifully written, intense and the story is just hooking. Also, the RadioApple Standalones are a very fun read, the sfw and the nsfw alike.

I shine only with the light you gave me by @soot-and-salt . This one is just a one-shot, but it shot through my heart. Gorgeous short story, great rythm and development, I fell in love. They have a series called We should've been enemies which is also fantastic (and nsfw), very sexy and intriguing, and still developing!

Lolm by @radioapple-heathen . It's only one chapter so far (and marked Explicit for the future of the fic), but it got to me. Fun shenanigans, a pet snake and a shared hatred for technology. It's very well characterized and nicely written.

Eat your Heart out by @seducipher . Modern human AU, nsfw and very addictive. It's still going, but it was a fic a binged in one night. Good characterization and nicely written.

Bedtime Rituals to try out before the next Angelic War by @miribalis . A very cute, fluffy and domestic fanfic that I can't recommend enough. Very well written with amazing characterization, and it's completed!

@notherpuppet 's Human AU series. Another fandom classic, but, again, no list is complete without it. In love with their artstyle, their story and their characterizations. Fluff, fun and shenanigans galore!

I still have too many saved for later that I'm thisting to read, so this list might expand in the future.

Also, if you'll allow me, this is for the spanish speakers: I wrote a short fic (2 chapters), Primavera en Nueva Orleans, that takes place during Alastor's last year alive and after Extermination Day. I'm selfpromoting here, but check it out 👀

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Just throwing some personal headcannon out there because it's been on my mind for a while and since I've never seen anyone talk about it. All of this is just ramblings on my part.

I think Alastor was not as tall as people think he was as a human. I think he was small. As in: Lucifer-sized-small 5'2"ft (158cm)

For starters, people back in the day used to be quite a bit smaller on average than people are today. It does vary a lot depending on way too many factors to take into account and sources do vary a lot the further we go back in history (just by pure fact of different measurments taken and different unit conversions). But right around 1900 the average height for men in the US seems to have been bang on 160cm (yes this is confirmation bias on my part, just let me have this, lol)

Second, I would find it such a delicious irony for Alastor to mock Lucifer's height just because A: he is now in a position where he can do that (7ft tall) and B: he knows what it's like to be demeaned, belittled and generally not taken serious because of physical appearance. In fact, it's the very first thing he's being sassy about towards Lucifer after being asked whether he was "the help" at the Hotel. Low hanging fruit, I know.

There is also something about him being the "small specky git" that is being underestimated constantly. Having a small statue and a generally unassuming personality fits in perfectly with someone who slits people's throats. The silent assassin type. Which, in turn draws a parallel to Niffty who is small, generally unassuming if chaotic and was able to sneak up on (and harm) very powerful people.

Tying in to him possibly miming the social impostor to get close to his targets and then striking when the victim is unassuming and alone would fit very well into this assumption, too.

Lastly and only tangentially related to his possible method of killing. In episode 5 when threatening Husk with the chains in the hallway, he does this move where he pulls the links taut. It's a move that sends chills down my spine every time. It gives distinct "garrote wire" vibes. Whether or not that is related to his former life or just a move he does because it is threatening and best suited to the current situation, I can't really say but it always struck me as interesting. Mainly because it is such a powerful and striking bit of animation. There is a lot of weight behind the movement. Almost as if the animators took care to make this scene look "just right".

(everything of this is conjecture on my part, of course. I make no claims to have any sort of basis in reality for any of this)

Unironically I think this is the type of shirt Vox wears when casually lounging around his apartment in private or at the beach.