MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA

MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA

Heed my words: I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.

My big dumb Hawke/Varric idea is that Varric felt like he couldn't write himself into Tale of the Champion as a love interest despite it being true and he complained about this so much during cards that one of the others members of the Kirkwall crew finally went "fine just make it me then lol"

And they were kidding except then everybody else spoke up and said it should be them instead, and this culminates in five slightly different editions of the book that are sold in different areas of Thedas. There are ship wars.

holy shit anders

zevran has a trait I deeply admire in a fictional little man: if someone is mildly rude to him he makes the conscious decision to be AS fucking annoying as possible always

get to know me meme: [10/10] female characters ⇢ sera

‘You have to see the little details to get the whole person, Sera. There’s a woman behind those tits.’ ‘Yeah, waaaay behind.’

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as??