Crowley: Hey Angel, What Are Your Favorite Kinds Of Pudding?

Crowley: Hey angel, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Aziraphale: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

yall i dont think i like the new browser tumblr layout... i keep goin to the top of my screen but its on the side now :/

Okay so listen: I went on a writing spree and I had so much fun but now I'm in a slump and uninspired. But like, I neeeeeeeeeed to write! Like its detrimental to my week at this point. Send asks or comments with ideas? tag people who have some ideas they dont want? i just need help.

“love in dark red” — toxic love prompts

➼ “You belong to me and me only.”

➼ “You drive me crazy in the worst way possible.”

➼ “Don’t you dare touch them.”

➼ “I’m yours to command and yours to serve. All I want in return is your love.”

➼ “I don’t wanna be without you. I can’t be without you.”

➼ “I don’t think we should be together.” “But I’m so happy with you. Do you really want to break my heart, dear?”

➼ “Don’t even think about escaping. We both know you’d come crawling back to me anyway.”

➼ “You can’t live without me. You need me.”

➼ “Stay away from me.” “Alas, that’s the one thing I can never do. You’re the only one for me and I intend to make you realise that.”

➼ “You…you hurt [Friend], didn’t you?” “I only did what you wanted. You know your wish is my command.”

➼ “Please…I’ll give you anything.” “You’re the only thing I want.”

Flowers for Hawl!!

(That’s what I call you in my head at least, because I always read your user wrong 😅. I read it as “your archaic wasteland”. So I hope hawl’s okay!)

YOONIEEEEE TT you’re so sweet :( thank you thank you. i needed the flowers today. (sister left today and it was my first time seeing her in a year) 💜💜💜

(just realized i’m a day late but flowers are still much appreciated)

i'm ready to bonk everyone who fights to try and touch an idol. Like, a normal person touching someone randomly would be arrested but it's magically okay to do it to idols because they're famous??? People seriously FIGHT each other to touch an idol. Like cmon. Gain some sense and have more respect for YOURSELF and the idol.

Just because they're famous and good looking doesn't mean you can assault them with the excuse that you're a fan and wanted to say hi or something.

i keep seeing videos from kcon of people touching skz when they went into the audience and can i just say it’s making me feel really uneasy. like what makes you think that’s okay? why would u touch someone you don’t know? it doesn’t matter if they’re an idol, celebrity, or just a random person on the street, you don’t go up and touch someone without their consent…