Paul Matthews Is One Of The Most Characters Ever. Hes Just Some Guy. An Evil Hivemind Decided That Hes

Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him. 

[gifs description: gifset of the scene where Jemilla and Zazzalil propose to each other, from the Starkid musical ‘Firebringer’. The stage is brightly lit, with the rest of the characters watching and dancing on behind the two.

1. Jemilla sings “what if I could promise more” as she gets down on one knee, maintaining careful eye contact with Zazzalil the whole time.

2. Then sings “than what I gave to you before” as she turns to bring out the ring.

3. She looks back up to Zazzalil: “so when we don’t see eye to eye”

4. The camera slowly zooms in as Jemilla raises the ring, glazing as Zazzalil intensely: “I’ll always give your way a try” she sings. Then Zazzalil quickly reaches out and takes the ring.

5. Jemilla looks down dejected. Then Zazzalil gets down on her knee and holds out the ring, singing: “This is the dawn”

6. Jemilla stands up, with a huge grin and nodding her head. Zazzalil sings: “The dawn of our kind”

7. “We are womankind” she sings, as she puts the ring on Jemilla’s finger, looking up at her and then smiling.

8. Zazzalil stands, keeping close eye contact with Jemilla, singing: “with the gift of a stronger mind.” End description]

team starkid meme: (6/6) songs ↳ make the most of it

I am back, this time with days both four (song) and five (friend) of @hatchetober!! hannah is good and deserves so much better than to be yelled at by nasty off brand cabbage patch dolls..

also shout out to the person who reblogged my day 2 post with alt text you’re a legend and I hope you have a good day <33

I did try to add some, but there’s a character limit so it’s a faint bit scuffed :,,,,,

[image description: tradition drawing of Curt and Owen hugging from Tim Can Bros’ ‘Spies are Forever’, seen from behind Owen. Curt buried his face on Owen’s shoulder, eyes shut, and holds Owen tightly. Owen’s head is tilted towards Curt, with his arms in Curt’s shoulders. Red marks are around their heads, like a halo. End ID]

Good morning tumblr. Here, have a hug. You guys seem like you need a hug.

[image description: digital drawing of Zazzalil and Jemilla from Starkid’s Firebringer. On the left is Zazzalil, who looks over at Jemilla attentively and carefully, leaning forward slightly. She is dressed in a simple brown dress with a feathered collar on the back, with bone accessories. Jemilla, on the right smiles as she talks, glancing over to Zazzalil. She wears a decorated crop top, with feathered accessories and a headdress. The colours used are bright and the background is a turquoise to blue gradient. End ID]

On January 1st it was the 5th anniversary of Firebringer getting uploaded on youtube, so I hosted a collab on instagram with the hashtag #fivebringercollab!!! (Get it? It's a pun!) If you want to check out the other drawings there, that'd be so neat! I drew the scene where our fave bi queens are talking about THEIR FEELINGS and Jemilla decides to give up all of her husbands and wives to go back to her tribe and marry Zazzalil instead 🥺🥺🥺

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[image description: digital drawing of Shipwreck’s Edgar Allan Poe in A Cryptmas Carol. It shows Poe looking forward with suspicion, notably wearing a bobbled night cap and dark red cravat. He holds a candelabra with five lit wax candles. The background is dark, almost blending into Poe’s black gown. Text near Poe’s head reads: “Edgar Allan Poe’s A Cryptmas Carol”. End ID]

You can’t domesticate a raven, silly