Paul Matthews. A Man - Tumblr Posts

Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him.