By Anonymous

by Anonymous

Tony and Natasha pose as a couple for an undercover mission. Steve doesn’t find this distracting. Not at all.

And yet, it all goes downhill from there.

(5 times Steve is distracted thinking of Tony, and 1 time Tony distracts Steve on purpose.)

Words: 5449, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Avengers Assemble (Cartoon)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Hulk (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Pepper Potts, James Rhodes, Sharon Carter (Marvel), Carol Danvers, Jane Foster (Marvel)

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Oblivious Steve, Jealous Steve, Feelings Realization, Undercover Missions, Pining, Mutual Pining, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Truth or Dare, Protective Steve, Misunderstandings, Love Confessions, 5+1 Things, Getting Together, Fluff, Minor Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov, Minor Carol Danvers/James “Rhodey” Rhodes, POV Steve Rogers

Hey, unpopular opinion, apparently. But people don’t just “have pain for no reason” doctors say this all the time (especially to women and chronically ill people) and the truth is, Thats literally not possible. Even if your pains are psychosomatic (a word I hesitate to even use because of the way its used so often) there is a reason you are having those pains whether its mental illness, abuse, etc. If your doctor consistently tells you that “well some people just have pain for no reason” get a new doctor. That’s a doctor who is not going to give a shit what your actual symptoms or experiences are.

dere you go

The wedding is about to begin!!

My three year old cousin: *making lots of noise*

My uncle: why don’t we stop?

My cousin: yah

My cousin:

My cousin: *continues*