My Mom: *Takes Forever Taking Pictures*
My mom: *Takes forever taking pictures*
Also my mom: Why are we so late?
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My dad, after getting off of an hour and a half phone call: Okay, so...
Dad: *points at me* introvert
Dad: *points at himself* introvert
Dad: *points at phone*
Dad:
Dad: Ouch.
All this drama of how people mark page numbers, but I have yet to see another person who just reads chapter by chapter and memorizes which chapter they’re on
Additionally:
*makes it perfectly on time, around 10 minutes early, everyone in a good mood*
Mom, perpetual fun sucker: We’re so late
My mom: *Takes forever taking pictures*
Also my mom: Why are we so late?
Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?
E.S.: a basement gremlin
M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.
M.S.: sad bitch.
E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*
E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats
Have this attempt at semi-realism I guess