Additionally:

Additionally:

*makes it perfectly on time, around 10 minutes early, everyone in a good mood*

Mom, perpetual fun sucker: We’re so late

My mom: *Takes forever taking pictures*

Also my mom: Why are we so late?

remember that post going around about how cops will pop the hoods on their patrol cars to block the always-on dashcam while they beat someone up and was accompanied by a picture of 3 cop cars doing exactly that, and it got big enough that snopes stepped in to defend these poor defenseless officers, and their entire analysis was "this is fake because we asked those officers specifically and they pinky promised all 3 of them were raising their hoods to stop their engines from overheating", and then an actual auto mechanic stepped in and pointed out that popping the hood on an idling car in the southern summer sun would actually make the all-black engine block hotter? good times

Me, rambling about Minecraft because it’s my current hyperfixation: Look at everything that I’m doing! Your world is gonna be so cool!!! I made you an infinite lava farm!!!! And a strip mine!!!

My sister, kindly letting me play on her computer because I was having withdrawals due to my broke-ass computer: Wow, very good!

My sister, eating bad salami: It tastes like if bologna dressed up as salami for Halloween

Assignment: Design a cover for a book

Me: Could I do mine for a story that’s not technically officially published?

Teacher: Sure!

I saw what my assignment was and the first thing that came to mind was Home Again, Home Again by @ratspleen

The project was super fun and honestly if you haven’t go read the Human Error series on AO3 because nothing has gotten me screaming and crying (/pos) like this in a long time

My sister: You can eat some of the brownies, just don’t eat the corner I just took a bite out of.

Me: No shit, dumbass.

My sister:

My sister: I don’t even have a response for that