Additionally:

Additionally:

*makes it perfectly on time, around 10 minutes early, everyone in a good mood*

Mom, perpetual fun sucker: We’re so late

My mom: *Takes forever taking pictures*

Also my mom: Why are we so late?

remember that post going around about how cops will pop the hoods on their patrol cars to block the always-on dashcam while they beat someone up and was accompanied by a picture of 3 cop cars doing exactly that, and it got big enough that snopes stepped in to defend these poor defenseless officers, and their entire analysis was "this is fake because we asked those officers specifically and they pinky promised all 3 of them were raising their hoods to stop their engines from overheating", and then an actual auto mechanic stepped in and pointed out that popping the hood on an idling car in the southern summer sun would actually make the all-black engine block hotter? good times

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My dad, after getting off of an hour and a half phone call: Okay, so...

Dad: *points at me* introvert

Dad: *points at himself* introvert

Dad: *points at phone*

Dad:

Dad: Ouch.

Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?

E.S.: a basement gremlin

M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.

M.S.: sad bitch.

E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*

E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats

Me, rambling about Minecraft because it’s my current hyperfixation: Look at everything that I’m doing! Your world is gonna be so cool!!! I made you an infinite lava farm!!!! And a strip mine!!!

My sister, kindly letting me play on her computer because I was having withdrawals due to my broke-ass computer: Wow, very good!