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am i cool yet lol

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

eating outdoors feels way better and special because youre hanging out with all of the world

never deleting pinterest

got super invested in a side character with -5 lore and a maximum of maybe half a page's worth of canon again.

hurts bad, man. not good. not happy. i want a refund. i want a cigarette. for fucks sake .

New procedure

REMINDER TO CHECK YOUR BALLS

yeah

If Suzanne calls her fiance a golden retriever one more time I am going to beat my self with a hot curling iron in front of her kids

what is biden’s plan to reverse the damage that the song of achilles has done to tumblr’s perception of the iliad

>looking for a new retelling of ancient myth

>ask the reviewers if the book is classical reception or modern tropification

>they don't understand

>i pull out a diagram explaining the difference between what engages with ancient sources and depictions of the story and what relies on reduction of the story to its most marketable aspects

>they laugh and say "it's a good retelling"

>read the book

>its tropification

aint this the fucken truth

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⚠️ Warning: Super gay thing ⚠️

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y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

most important gifset of all time

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

@lanai1zz ily homie

guy on the tram with an enormous longsword makes me realize that the urge to grab an officer's service weapon must have existed in the middle ages

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".