I Started Birth Control The Same Year I Got My Period And Being Off Of It For Such A Long Time For The

I started birth control the same year i got my period and being off of it for such a long time for the first time is WILD. I already knew i was bi, but now i see a beautiful person and i’m like AWOOGA !! (Eyes pop, tongue rolls out) Yknow? I feel like a fucking WEREWOLF what do u MEAN its just The Horny???? What the fuck.!! Like its so scary and pathetic. I understand why they call it being “thirsty” now. I’m sorry horny-on-main people. I get it now.

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Hey Marcus, don’t you think that Patrick Bateman and Jean get along so well! They’re like Peanut Butter and Jelly haha!…H— Oh you’re not Halberstam are you? Woopsie! Haha! Is that—? Is that an axe? Oh no.

This is how i felt typing this btw:

I started birth control the same year i got my period and being off of it for such a long time for the first time is WILD. I already knew i was bi, but now i see a beautiful person and i’m like AWOOGA !! (Eyes pop, tongue rolls out) Yknow? I feel like a fucking WEREWOLF what do u MEAN its just The Horny???? What the fuck.!! Like its so scary and pathetic. I understand why they call it being “thirsty” now. I’m sorry horny-on-main people. I get it now.

i’ll be doing completely normal and then i’ll think about patrick bateman again and start vibrating like an electric toothbrush

Bret Easton Ellis writing American Psycho (Circa. 1991):