Colombia!!!

Colombia!!!

reasons why Mc is so popular:

1. they are very cute (a pink sheep? who wouldn't love it!)

2. they pretty much have a big part of the Devildom's political power wrapped around their fingers (they are also besties with the prince, wouldn't be smart to start shit with them)

3. they are very calming (they managed to get a family of 7 to get along in less than a year)

4. they kill everybody who threatens them (which got them even more Demon admirers)

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

I hate the idea that I'm going to have to take this exam to get into college when I haven't even had support for studies in the last 4 years of my life (pandemic in high school+adult life with a job)

Like, I know how to write, draw, speak 3 languages, work on a lot of things, vote, drive, and do things that adults do, but because I can't get an acceptable average grade on the Enem after 5 hours of testing over two days, I'm not ready to go to college??

I'm literally going to take this test against people who don't need to work and had time to dedicate 3 or more years of their lives to studying, I had to work, no one will pay my bills if I quit my job just to study

Call it envy or whatever, fuck it I don't care, it's just not fair to depend my future on it, none will pay my bills if I quit my job just to study and I'm pissed about it

MC: Just like ancient tribes, we carry candles for viewing

Lucifer: We have magic

MC:We see nothing in front of us, just the dark tomorrow without hope of a lamp light

Satan: We can see in the dark

MC: No power, no cell phones, just ghosts and disappointment

Satan: In fact, your cell phone is 100% charged.

MC *Making ghost sounds*: OooooooOOOoooooOOOO Just like the MAYANS OF THE 2010 CENTURY!!!!

Satan: It's not exactly that...

(Based on a conversation I had at home today)

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying