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The siblings ever.

I CAN'T EDIT FUCK

NPMD au where everything is the same but Richie is killed by the duolingo owl and everyone just assumes it's Max

Wanted to show this lil portrait of Paul Matthews I made for Art class (our homework is to draw 3 projects that have 4 hours of work each for this semester)

It's made with oil pastels ^^ (I'm probably not supposed to touch the artwork since it's supposed to be specifically 4 hours by artwork but I wanna remove the little white dots by blending a bit)

LORDS IN BLACK? MORE LIKE ASSHOLE BROTHERS IN BLACK

IM DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED WITH THESE ASSHOLES.. IM NOT POSSESSED AND MY MIND IS DEFINITELY NOT INVADED BY 5 ELDRITCH BEINGS

sOMEoNE hElp m---

Here’s a silly little Holy Bastard sketch as I’m still getting over a spell of burnout :)

Hatchetverse edit!

I already tried posting it once but it didn’t work for some reason so if you’ve seen this before no you didn’t

@wigglyobsessedweirdo

"who's your favorite villain??" well obviously it's Bill Cipher-

"That's such a BASIC FUCKING BITCH ANSWER"

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER????

WIGGOG Y'WRATH WHO IS APART OF THE MUSICAL 'BLACK FRIDAY' AND APPEARS IN 'NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE' ALONG WITH THE SERIES 'NIGHTMARE TIME', MADE BY STARKID PRODUCTIONS, AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONCELOR, AND HE HAS A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE CTHULU IF IT WAS KIDZ BOP-IFIED AND HE SPEAKS IN AN UWU LANGUAGE AND HE BOMBED RUSSIA.

LOOK IT UP.

no but Starkid's version of eldritch gods is so funny bc yes they're divided into black and white categories based on whether or not they help humans but there's only one of the helpful ones and the others are a pretentious theatre kid, a toddler staring at you on the bus home from work, a kid who forces his sims to set themselves on fire, reloads the save file, then does it again, Hungy, and a corporation that's trying to keep up its family friendly image. also the only one that doesn't actively harm humans is an indie folk artist

hatchetfield crack theory: matpat is a younger version of hidgens

heartnosehalloween day 3: your favorite spooky/halloween/horror movie

i wasn’t sure what to do for this because i don’t really watch horror movies and i don’t have a favorite halloween movie, but ultimately i decided to make one for tgwdlm!

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divider by @sister-lucifer

explodes

Fuck it *infects your nerdy prudes*

More text posts for my favourite two pawns of the unstoppable void 💚

Fun fact for my Gary Goldstein fans:

Jon Matteson whenever he would say "hi Gary Goldstein attorney at law"

He would always try to say it as fast as he could each show, so it would get faster

+ One more fact

When Jon played Paul in black Friday, in the scene with tim he says "Pete, tom, tim." Fast, although he meant to put a pause in between!

Hatchetfield but everything is just lukewarm

The Guy Who Was Indifferent About Musicals

Cup of Mediocre Coffee

Cup of Slightly Worse Coffee

Join Us and Get a Little Hurt

Number

America Is Fine Again

Most Likely

OhioM.I.A.

Put Up a Couple of Decorations (in Northville High)

Be Okay With Me

High School Is Making Me a Little Sad

Literal Mean Guy

Be Unpleasant to the Mean Guy

Do Your Best Nighthawks or Something I Don't Really Care

Nerdy Prudes Can Leave if They Want To

The Asking Politely For Them to Come

One Part of You

this musical took over my brain grraaarghghghh

“Anyone ever do this?”

Introducing: Paul 45!

Paul 45 is a Paul clone that escaped from CCRP and now works at his dream job, Beanies! Why would a Paul love to work at Beanies you ask? Well this Paul, unlike the others, LOVES musicals and singing (and also baking!) turning what used to be a crappy café into one of Hatchetfield's most famous!

Ted starts going to Beanies to tease Paul 45 just like he does to og Paul, finds out that Paul 45 laughs at his jokes and falls head over heels for him (he's never had someone pay him that much attention in his life what a simp)

Has anyone told you that you look like the homeless man downtown

Uhh, yeah. They have. Kinda annoying.

Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson

I love Jon (and Paul) so much but for the love of GOD can someone buy that man some brown contacts

(and this isn't even a picture where his eyes are at maximum power, it just has the Jon Matteson Stare ™ and I felt the need to point it out)