Badger Girl Gf Who Hates You Hates You Hates You Fucking Kills You Claws You Bites You Bites You Kills

Badger girl gf who hates you hates you hates you fucking kills you claws you bites you bites you kills you hates you hates you claws you bites you bites you claws you hates you claws you bites you

This might be the funniest thing ever

yknow i dont think ive ever posted this in full cus tumblr wouldnt like it but lets see if itll let me get away with a mosaic lol

based off this

Various BTD characters as cats because I’m bored

Rire - Black longhair with gold eyes

This one felt only natural to me, but I imagine he’d be a black cat with gold eyes. He can either be a short or longhair but I’m saying long because his hair length is long in game. He’s the king of the streets, and all the other cats respect him. He’s belong to a very high class and wealthy household and live a life of luxury when he isn’t outside. His fur feels like silk.

Strade - Brown shorthair with amber eyes

I imagine Strade would be a pudgy brown cat with yellow or amber eyes. I just chose a brown british shorthair because the round face fits him in my mind. He’d be the type of cat to bring home a lot of dead animals and present them to you as presents. He’s also an ankle biter but very playful, and VERY chatty. His fur isn’t the worst but it’s a bit coarse and your hand always smells musky after you pet him. Kind of bad about grooming himself.

Ren - Somali cat

This one was pretty difficult but I imagine Ren to be a cat that by normal standards is probably more expensive than your average kitty. He’s also very chatty like Strade, and absolutely LOVES raw diets. His fur is very light and soft but he sheds a LOT. Weekly brushing is suggested.

Lawrence - Oriental shorthair

I just like to imagine him as one of these. They’re long and funky looking and some of them honk instead of meow. His fur wouldn’t be anything abnormal, and he almost never meows. He also doesn’t eat that much. Has a fascination with roadkill and often brings home dead animals that he just found and didn’t kill himself. I imagine that he might be a stray, and people would always fail to capture him cause he runs off at the idea of any human contact.

Sano - Black and white cat

I don’t have much to say about Sano as a cat. He’s pretty similar to Lawrence in that he doesn’t talk much, and he mostly just keeps to himself. He doesn’t kill things often but when he does, it’s fairly fast and quick, like he knows exactly where to attack to end a life. His fur is fairly normal as well.

Vincent - Maine Coon

Vincent would be a very large cat with a ton of fur. He sheds a lot like Ren. He’s very high maintenance in the idea that if he feels like he’s being ignored, he’ll bite you until you give him affection. He’s a very loyal cat and probably the type to sleep between your legs at night. His fur is soft but he gets matting, and also has a somewhat musky smell after you pet him.

Celia - Ragdoll

Another high maintenance cat, and an expensive one. I imagine Celia would be the type of cat who chooses to stay indoors in her human’s luxurious home. She doesn’t want to be outside with all those filthy toms! She still gets up to trouble however and if she sees a mouse or a rat, she will go out of her way to stalk and kill it. She plays with her kill as well, taunting it until she ends it’s life. Truly a sadistic but gorgeous feline. Her fur feels as soft as a kitten’s and is very high quality. She’s also the type of cat to obsessively lick and clean herself to be perfectly presentable.

Mason - Norwegian Forest Cat

Forest cat that quite literally lives in the forests. He stays in the wild and loves it there. He’s more akin to a big cat than a common household cat in how he acts. He’s a master hunter, and has even taken down small doe before. He would be almost impossible to catch. Like Lawrence, he’d naturally stray away from humans. He could settle down for the right human though if he grows to like them, but he’ll never fully be domesticated. His fur is extremely wind damaged and coarse and musky from being in the wild, but he doesn’t seem to mind.

Derek

Does anyone know where you can get pngs of btd sprites (especially unused ones)?

Asking for a friend

YESS HE FUCKIN DANCE

SWOOSH SWOOSH LITTLE WEEB

When the auction music plays I think of Ren

swooshing his tail to the beat like uuhhh carameldansen

now this is all I'm gonna think about lmao