Something About This Marriage Smells Kinda Funny Here No?

Something about this marriage smells kinda funny here no?

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

were gonna be here a minute but imma try to explain with no spoilers (I hope)

so first picture a disney princess. Now put her in hell and thats how u get our main character Charlie. Charlie is daughter of Lucifer (ya this show is like based but also completely diff from the bible sp if that makes you uncomfortable I dont suggest it) and Lilith. Shes an idealist and sees the good in everyone. So when something such as the yearly extermination exists (aka when angels called exorcists come down to kill the sould in hell for overpopulation) shes gonna wanna stop it. So she comes up with a (hopefully) solution a place to redeem sinners!( So the hazbin hotel) However people are doubtful cause you know no one has actually ever been redeemed so ya.

Shes not alone in this endevor ( is that how u spell that idk man) she has her gf Vaggie! Vaggie is alot more grounded then Charlie is the two are basically the incarnation of grumpy x sunshine. As well unlike Charlie Vaggie is not hellborn. Vaggie however despite her grumpiness does genuinely believe in Charlies dream and will try her best to help her acheive it.

Then we have Angeldust. Hes a the first and only sinner whos staying at the hotel. He doesnt believe in redemption but hey their letting him stay there rent free so he does not care. Imma just say now Angel has ALOT of trauma he needs to process and his strategy is essentially self destruction, sex jokes, and pissing off Vaggie (a common trend among the cast lol). Angels honestly a fun chracter and deserved fan fav. He is also a drug addict just like his name indicates. Oh and hes a pornstar forgot to mention that part lol.

Next up is Alastor hes a but of a special case. He is a sinner but an EXTREMELY powerful one. Hes known as the radio demon for reasons... hes also an overlord ( hells has like a classification system btw that from most powerful to least goes Lucifer, Lilith and Charlie, the seven deadly sins, the ars goetia, overlords, sinners, hellborn and imps and hell hounds who are also hellborn but like lower and there are seven rings of hell (each sin has one ring of hell) but Hazbin is focused on the pride ring ruled by lucifer populated but the sinners and overlords the rest of hell is tackled in Hazbins sister show Helluva boss which is fully on youtube unlike hazbin and is a banger). Alastor is a chracter with even were the series is currently not even just at the beggining is a chracter shrowded in mystery. Hes also like most likely not a good dude in the slightest. He never frowns he will always be seen with a smile on his face no matter what hes feeling inside. He also like co-owns the hotel with Charlie. Why is he helping you ask? Well sheer absolute boredoom essentially hes here for a laugh. Oh and as mentioned with Angeldust he also likes to annoy the shit out of Vaggie shes essentially his punching bag lol.

Alright then we have Husk also a sinner but he is NOT here by his free will. Alastor owns his soul (how he got it u gotta watch the show cause im not spoiling shit) and forced him to be here. Hes the bartender and very very grumpy constantly. As said during the pilot he "lost the ability to love years ago". Hes also a alchohlic and gambling addict.

Last but notleast is the psycho, bad boy lover and clean freak Nifty. Nifty is like the majority of the cast a sinner. And just like Husk she is forced to be here but unlike Husk she doesnt really mind. She also is at war with bugs lol. Shes special to say the least but meh I love her.

Now thats the main cast there are more chracters in the show and another chracter who i hesitated adding but these are the guys in the pilot (which is on youtube if you feel like watching it and u gotta watc( the pilot first the the actual show on prime if u have it there are obvi other ways to watch it but im not risking it). This show is also very much and adult show dont get tricked by its exterior it is catered towards adults if your a minor watch it if u want just be warned its most episodes at least 16+ and there are some trigger warnings such as abuse and rape. There is currently one season out of eight episodes pf 20 mins each so there are some pacing issues but its still a great show nonetheless. Its not for everyone but its a show i love and cherish so ya. Oh and fun fact the only straight chracter in the main cast is Nifty! (Charlie is bi, Vaggie is a lesbian, Angel is gay (mlm), Alastor is asexual and Husk is pan!)

someone explain to me please what hazbin hotel is even about im so confused /gen

Life’s been sucky and I can’t lose shit from this so let’s go

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

anyone else get bored and take morality quizes as chracters they like? No? Just me? Anyways heres the results

(more precise info under cut)

here's the quizz in question btw: https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

and the more precise results!

The lawful good peeps are,

March 7th (100% good 39.2% lawful),

and Welt (85% good 47.5% lawful)

Acording to the testn; people who are Lawful Good believe that an orderly, strong society with a moral government can work to make life better for the great majority of the people. When the laws are fair, the people respect them,and try to help one another, humanity as a whole prospers. Therefore, people who are Lawful Good strive for a social order that will bring the greatest benefit to everyone and cause the least harm. Lawful Good personalities may sometimes find themselves faced with the dilemma of whether to obey the law or do good when the two conflict. For example, when upholding the law of the land would lead to unfairness or harm or when there is a conflict between two orders of what is right, such as between the ways of their community and the law of the government.

the Neutral good queen is Himeko (47.5% good and 30.8% chaotic)

According to the test being neutral good is for people who are guided by their conscience and typically act altruistically, with only secondary regard for whether their actions are lawful or in line with cultural expectations or traditions. Neutral Good individuals have no problems with what is lawful as such, and nor are they rebels by nature, but they believe in furthering kindness and good deeds through whatever means seem necessary to them. If fostering good means supporting an organized society, then that is what must be done. If good can only come about through the overthrow of the existing social order, then so be it. For many who are Neutral Good, insistence on either lawfulness or rebellion is seen as detriments to or distractions from the greater goal of promoting true kindness in the world.

Obviously the trash racoons where gonna be chaotic good so Caelus and Stelle both score 68.3% in the good catergory and 43.3% in the chaotic department (lower then I thought tbh-)

this implies that

The are strong individualists marked by a streak of benevolence. They believe in the greater good and being kind to others but have little use for laws and regulations. Their actions are guided by their own moral compass which, although benevolent, may not always align with the rest of society. They place a high value on freedom, not only for themselves but for others as well. Chaotic Good individuals intend to do what is right, but their methods are generally disorganized and may lead to conflict when they come into contact with those who prefer extensive organization and planning.

and least but not least the grumpy man in true neutral Dan Heng (22.5% good and 14.2% lawful)

Meaning that people who are true neutral such as Mr. Dan Heng himself believe in the ultimate balance of forces, and they refuse to see actions as either good or evil. True Neutral individuals do their best to avoid siding too strongly with any one force, whether that force is good or evil, lawful or chaotic. For this reason, True Neutral personalities sometimes find themselves drawn into rather peculiar alliances, friendships, and life paths. To a great extent, they side with the underdog, sometimes even changing sides as the previous loser becomes the winner. Such people often see good, evil, chaos, and laws as simply prejudices that lead to dangerous extremes. Like the Taoist masters of ancient China, they tend to believe that the universe functions best when the light and the dark, the yin and the yang, are in balance.

Anyways thats all and I'm still bored so expect our buds the stelleron hunters soon

heathers was kinda radiating fruit ngl