Caelus - Tumblr Posts
as much as i love wet racoon stelle i can't bring myself to ignore caelus like that guys
omfg poor firefly is so confused at the muscular trashcans and sampo and caelus are chilling there like it's a normal tuesday
Misha: This is Sleepie! He looks scary, but he doesn't bite! Caelus, who watched "Sleepie" murder Firefly, and has been traumatized ever since: YES IT DO
my twin kny ocs cosplaying as the trailblazers from hsr!
(This took about 4-5 hours or so?)
This Is Kinda Sad
Seizure warning under the cut
Playing HSR on my phone. It's not CRASHING, but it's not... optimized for my phone
SAYS THE HYPOCRITE
Welt: You're ignoring all your problems. Caelus: I know. Welt: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism? Caelus: I'm ignoring that fact as well. Welt:
I mean, Welt's... Welt, so he'll probably stick around, but... yeah...
Do you guys ever think Dan Heng looks at the Astral Express and knows he’ll outlive them
Maybe I’m wrong, but doesn’t Ratio wear a plaster head because he doesn’t want to see idiots? Or what he considers idiots at the very least? So, if that’s the case, why isn’t he wearing one around us at our second meeting? I can understand that he views Asta and Screwllum as equals but us? The way he talks to us makes it seem as though he would see us as an idiot, but he still doesn’t wear one. Granted, he did have it on on our first meeting but still…
There is something that immediately bugged me about the scene in HSR where we first meet March and Dan Heng.
First, someone mentions (I don’t remember who) that we are still breathing, but barely. And they immediately jump to CPR. Like… no?! If the person is breathing, you don’t start chest compressions unless you want the person to need CPR (read here: to stop breathing). There is a huge difference between ‘no breathing’ and ‘barely breathing’.
Second, either Dan Heng does chest compressions real fast or he didn’t do them at all. He just leaned in to give us breath?? That’s not how this works buddy! How is the air going to go anywhere if the heart isn’t pumping to send it anywhere?
Third, I was on the verge of hysterics when I found out we were sitting. You can’t do CPR on a sitting person! How are you going to do chest compressions? Even the breaths you need to give, you need to bring the head back to free the airways.
Lastly, Mister Know-it-all comes around, five minutes later, and says he doesn’t know how to fix THIS specific elevator. Meaning he knows how to fix other elevators. Otherwise, he would have just said that he doesn’t know how to fix elevators in general. He spends his days and nights in the archives, researching things, but never, in the history of being a member of the Express and going on sometimes life threatening missions, did he ever learn about CPR?!
Yeah sure my guy… whatever you say…😒
I know you just wanted to kiss the hot new guy in town. I’m onto you Dan Heng!
I’m onto you…
⌗︙・ sneaking off with caelus for quickies ♡⸝⸝
Caelus is sometimes too horny for his own good, golden eyes filled with nothing but debaucherous visions as he undresses you with his eyes. When he wasn't fighting alongside you or running around completing missions left and right, he'd come up with some half-assed excuse regarding the Antimatter Legion before dragging you off to some unoccupied corner and fulfilling his lewd fantasies. He was a pure menace, groping your ass from behind just out of view from the others, frustrating you to no end when he refused to touch you any further. Not at least until you found an opportunity to sneak off.
But you were no saint, not with how you sloppily drooled all over his cock as he fucked your throat, or how eagerly you'd grind down onto his pelvis as you rode him in the privacy of your room. But who could blame you for acting in such a desperate way? Caelus' cock was just so good, fat head and length pressing against your walls in all the right ways that had you cumming rather embarrassingly quickly. He'd always cum in thick, creamy globs that painted your insides white and left your belly feeling warm and heavy. He was a fast learner, learning each of your weak spots with a scarily quick eagerness that left you breathless.
So it wasn't really too much of a surprise with how often you snuck away on missions just to fuck in some unlit alleyway.
"They're probably looking for us... I bet they're worried since we've been gone for a while. " You huff, raising your head to look at Caelus, his face mere inches from yours. He takes a gulp of air before nodding in agreement, no doubt having the same concern as you.
"Yeah... March is probably dragging Dan Heng by the ear. We should really hurry up." His brow furrows, looking simultaneously troubled and amused at the thought of the former dragging around the stoic male as if he were some sort of rag doll.
Even if the two of you are sharing the same concern, it was clearly juxtaposed by neither one of you making the effort to wrap up your little activity as quickly as possible. Although, little activity was a bit of a damn understatement when you had Caelus' cock sheathed inside your hole, back against the dingy wall of the alleyway as he moves his hips against yours over and over. Your arms and legs are locked around his body, doing your best to keep from falling and sliding down the wall. But Caelus has a good grip on your ass—he's a lot stronger than he looks—and his hips sure aren't going to be slowing down anytime soon.
"Fuuuck, s'so deep, so fucking good.." You whine into his neck, biting back a moan as his balls smack noisily against your skin. He's got so much vigor in each of his thrusts, pelvis pressed as close as possible to yours in such a confined position. You don't know how long the two of you have been at this, but you know it's long enough to have his cum leaking out, staining the ground below in gooey droplets. "Fuck me—ooh!—right there, right there, fuck me harder—oh god!"
Caelus chokes out a moan—you were so fucking tight—sucking in a shaky breath as he continues to pound into you. "Didn't you just tell me to hurry up? What changed your mind? Do you like my dick that much?" You can hear the smirk in his voice, though it wavers with each flutter and pulsing of your walls around his length. God he was such a little shit.
"Just shut up already.." You slam your lips against his without warning, moaning in a mix of relief and ecstasy. He makes a slight noise of surprise, but, given how often you'd dodge his postcoital affections, you don't blame him. But right now, you could care less if he happens to get to the wrong idea about you kissing him—or perhaps, a small part of you deep down wants Caelus to get the wrong idea.
The two of you melt into the kiss, teeth gnashing noisily and tongues entangling and rubbing up against one another as you both cling onto each other. Soon, drool begins to streak across your lips and chin—fuck, kissing Caelus felt so damn good, why didn't you do it before?—as warm pressure builds up in your lower stomach. His plush tip keeps pushing up against your oversensitive walls, the pulsing veins on the side of his cock stimulating you further and further.
But soon the lack of oxygen proves to be too much, and the messy kiss is broken apart. Strings of saliva stick to your tongue, but a bolt of pleasure shoots through you and you rest your head against the wall of the alley. With your neck exposed to him, you whine his name over and over like a chant, his entire being overwhelming you in waves.
"Caelus, Caelus, Caelus, Caelus...!"
Caelus' hips give a final thrust, the veins on his fat cock twitching and pulsing as he spills himself inside of your walls until even more droplets begin to ooze out. Reflexively, he immediately starts kissing your neck, mouth sloppily fitting against your rapid pulse, but this time you don't stop him. It feels ticklish, but surprisingly helping in lowering you from your high. He doesn't pull out until he's pumped out every last drop, although the way your walls calmp around him ends up squeezing out a few more drops anyways. You both shudder, the sudden emptiness in you and the lack of warmth around him a bit too much.
As if on cue, the cum that hadn't been oozing from your hole thanks to Caelus plugging you up nice and tight, now trickles out. A part of you is disappointed to not have it stay deep inside, but you're too out of it to do anything about it.
Your legs begin to slip, but Caelus seems to notice and aids in lowering you down. As soon as your feet touch the ground, you nearly double over but he catches you, choosing to lean you against him for support. With your head against his chest, you can feel the warmth of his body, each inhale and exhale he takes, and the beating of his heart.
The alleyway is filled with soft pants, concealed from any prying eyes. Like your own little world, just the two of you. It's... rather nice in a way.
"We're... we're gonna continue this when we get back to the Express, got it?" Of course you will. The two of you are as horny as rabbits, and quickies would only keep you both temporarily satisfied. But you could bet that if he found the opportunity, he'd sneak into your room. Again. "My back's killing me, I think you just scraped off my damn skin... I'd like my back to remain injury-free while getting dicked down thank you very much."
"Fine by me. I'd prefer to fuck you on your bed anyway." He snorts in amusement, a sliver of a smirk on his lips as he playfully squeezes your ass. You squeak and flinch at the ticklish sensation, to which he chuckles. "Not that I've got anything against doing this in an alleyway. It's actually kinda hot."
"Shut up and help me put my underwear back on."
© latimeriafellfromheaven
and what if something goes wrong during a mission? (au)
This audio plagued me for days
Happy 1st Anniversary from the Astral Express crew!! 🚂💫
the handshake was nice but I would've liked a hug!!
THE FUCKIGNG VOICE ACTING FOR RUAN MEI'S LIFEFORMS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY OH MY GOD I LOVE ENG CAELUS
HES SO PRECIOUS AND I LOVE HIM SO
-Shitpost-
“Wait- How do I know your not Sparkle?” Caelus asks
“How do you know I am sparkle?” Welt says giving Caelus finger guns
“Good question.” Caelus says
Welt face palms
“Caelus That’s the joke. Don’t over think it.” Welt says
“Hmm.” Caelus says
“No seriously I’m Sparkle. Stop thinking you’ll hurt yourself.” Sparkle says ending her false appearance as Welt
“Hmmmm.” Caelus continues to think
“Dear Aeons above CAELUS.” Sparkle says shaking Caelus’s shoulders
“Huh?” Caelus says having snapped back into his senses
-just a dumb idea-
-headcanon-
I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.
Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.
It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.