This Is My New Favorite Thing Ever

This is my new favorite thing ever

Coach Ben: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Nat: Ok, but in my defense Shauna bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Coach Ben: That’s not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?

why was i just awoken by the most aggresive fireworks?

Lottie Matthews from Yellowjackets

propaganda: doesn't matter if it's 1996 or 2021, lottie is having ridiculously intense homoerotic friendships with her team.

Why do people always get shocked when i say i eat lunch/dinner food for breakfast??? Like it's food ain't it???? Tf is the difference other then i actually want to eat this???

Maybe a controversial take but I have to get this off my chest.

Seeing how different wlw ships get treated compared to mlm or mlw is SO frustrating. Clorivia and Wriorinde is the perfect example for that. Clorivia has so many interactions, so many HINTS at them being implied, from their shared childhood, how they split up and how they found back to each other. Clorinde has been attached to that woman’s hip ever since 4.2 and is still met with so much hate because… some of y‘all hate seeing a good fucking ship…? And then there is wriorinde. Sure, Clorinde visits him for tea from to time but that’s… it???? (NO hate against wriorinde here btw, this isn’t specifically targeted at the shippers. I just think it’s a great example for the point I am about to make.)

Another example is Firelfly and Caelus. Before I continue I wanna say that Caelus and Stelle are the SAME person. The only thing different about them it’s what in their panties. And yet I see so much hate against Firefly x Stelle when Caefly literally gets worshipped to heaven and back. It’s. The. Same. Thing. Literally I cannot open the comment section of Stellefly post without people mentioning Caelus????

Not come at me or not, this is not my opinion. This is a fact when I tell you that wlw ships have to go through 738283 shared cutscenes, 91892 interactions of them being romantic towards each other, have to kiss ON screen and make out while they’re at it and somehow it’s STILL not enough for them to be accepted in the fandom without someone bringing a man into it.

Bronya and Seele are the prime example of that, they literally KISSED in the Honkai Manga and you still want to tell me that they’re not canon???

While ships like Caefly, Wriorinde, Robinhill, Wriolette etc has everyone AND their mother going crazy??? (Not listing Kavetham because they’re SO obvious)

This is NOT an attack against the ships themselves (except Robinhill because if you’re still denying her being a hardcore implied lesbian, don’t event interact with me), but some of the shippers themselves

And dare I say that the most hate comes from a certain Harem part of the fandom.