Rally Dumb Idea For A Role Reversal Au Wife Plot Gone Wrong:

Rally dumb idea for a role reversal au wife plot gone wrong:

Shizun binghe and disciple shen yuan go to a town to investigate rumours about an evil spirit, but the town only allows married couples inside

Shen Yuan is super embarrassed but he knows how these situations go, and his shizun loves embarrassing him, so he sighs and says alright I'll dress up as a woman..

But binghe says no, wait. And imagines shen yuan in pretty women's clothing attracting the eyes of every man around... and decides he'll be the woman

Shen Yuan, thin and 5'6: hello I'm shen yuan and this *gestures to Binghe, muscled and 6'2* is my wife

The town guard: you guys didn't even make an effort.

Okay so I was thinking about yandere jiuyuan (as you do) and I was thinking about my yandere streamer au. And come forth with a ramble.

An au where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu are people from the modern world and get transmigrated into PIDW. The catch is that both of them are streamers and both have read PIDW. SY and SJ are critics.

And a lot of their fans have told them to collab since they have a shared hatred for PIDW, the fun part is that SY and SJ are fans of each other. Like really parasocial, borderline worrying type stuff.

Anyway, both of them get attached to characters that remind them of their favorite streamer. SJ picks a demon lord NPC that becomes one of LBH's generals, he shows up frequently enough. And SY chooses the scum villain himself :)

Anyway they get a collab set up (both totally normal about it) and while going to meet, shit happens and they get transmigrated (because I think it's funny). SJ gets thrown into SQQ. And SY gets thrown into the demon lord NPC.

One thing leads to another and they meet each other. It's their favorite characters so they try to get closer to the other. Eventually they find out that the other is their favorite streamer and then it's them trying to hide the fact they're not normal about each other.

And like eventually one of them finds a shrine the other made from them, and gets excited and matches the freak level shown.

As they continue to be together, they increasingly show their freak and match it each time until it's just worrying for everyone else.

Honestly, the demon race and cultivators just side eye them.

Angry SJ ignoring YQY for the rest of eternity because he didn't rescue him from the Qiu manor is overdone.

Hear me out- JUST LISTEN

Instead of funneling all that evil energy into beating children, SJ focuses it entirely on YQY. All his schemes and machinations focused entirely on isolating and owning YQY. No one else gets to touch his Qi-ge. No one else gets to look at him. They were bound by fate, whether YQY liked it or not.

Idk I just love the thought of yandere SJ and YQY just ":)" along for the ride

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Edit: yall really watched me spell schemes wrong and straight up didn't tell me... woooooooooow

scumcum from twitter :))

Not Chronically Ill in first life SY enter's SQQ's body, who does have severe chronic illness as a result of his childhood and adolescence. SY is basically in constant musculoskeletal pain AND it feels like lava and or ice water to push qi through his meridians sometimes.

And he's stuck with the OOC lock like that. He goes to MQF before going to the Lingxi caves because he's honestly concerned this body is gonna have another fatal qi deviation if he does secluded cultivation in a place like that.

So after some therapy, MQF goes with him to find a spot to cultivate and therefore is there when LQG starts deviating.

All of this to say, he's in slightly better shape come the demon invasion and LQG is much better and quicker on the draw, so SY is saved w/o a cure, but he's still got everything else.

These horrible problems cause SY to push and bully the system to give him missions so he can learn SJ's actual backstory. Once he does, he understands and wants to redeem the scum villain bc he wants to see the best in everyone.

He finds a plot device flower to create a clone of himself (the wife who used it had taken in her sister's soul as teenagers and they were doing a timeshare on the body - a villain had used it to duplicate himself to try to overpower LBH)

He manages to find it before the IAC. SJ is not happy that some dumbass took over his body, but is somewhat mollified to have a much healthier body. He's less happy for the imposter, who is already on thin fucking ice, to read him the riot act about being aggro at YQY, he can't help that he was trapped i nthe Lingxi caves healing all of his broken bones

HE WAS WHAT

Uh oh, SY didn't know SJ didn't know that.

SY tries to run for it, but oh no, SJ is going to take full advantage of having an identical twin to deal with people and things he doesn't want. Imposter wanted his life? He can have it :)

LBH is ousted from the bamboo house, but SY still dotes on him.

YQY is very confused, but since SJ is a) back and b) talking to him, sure, yes, fine, Xiao Yuan has been here the whole time, he totally knew.

(They gaslight the other peak lords)

airplane as a cosmic force in the pidw universe except in a spinozic sense where he is one and the same with every being and thing without any real conscious control on airplane’s part. and this explains why everyone loves shen yuan so much. in their original world shen yuan was the one person that wanted more for airplane and airplane fell deeply in love with him, this witty insane caring person that stayed with him from pidw’s conception, and that love is imbued into the world. the people of pidw can’t help but be drawn to shen yuan. love for shen yuan is literally part of their essence. even the storms and the sun are gentler for shen yuan. not that shen yuan notices the affection he so naturally engenders or the little pocket of temperateness that follows him where ever he goes. and not that airplane himself is even consciously aware that that is what's happening either. just a thought to entertain x